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 This hangnail is torture.
I'm nervous. My socks are too loose. The store was out of my favorite yogurt.  Woe is me! Booohooo hoo hoo!
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I had the pleasure of accidentally doing a full split on skates and messed up my hips. Alcohol heals all pain!
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..and I am fresh out of tissues to hand out, LOL
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you think thats bad?!!?!
try having a case of crabs........ i just hope i got the alaskan king crab like i ordered |
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Yikes!!!
Usually the phrase "I got a million of 'em" has to do with one liners. |
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you are to funny.. hope they have the right seasoning LMAO
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maybe u should check before u dive......lmao
never had them...lmao better shave the body...lmao.... sorry for the laughter.... have beter days....   
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Got up late for work, found out the cat puked in my shoe.
Got to work and the found the dog had hidden a bone in my purse. 
Somebody broke into my car last night, but I surprised them by not leaving anything of value in it for them to steal. 
The rats have come back are back in the attic , I spent a fortune getting rid of them last year. Anybody want a pet?? For free???
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Hope tomorrow is better Marie...maybe the rats will takeout the dog and the cat.
Then perhaps the rats will get crabs and decide they're in a bad neighborhood.  Uhoh...perhaps they ARE in a bad neighborhood.
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lmao....sorry for al ur troubes.hope u can find some kind person who wants ur gifts...lamo
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ummm are you supposed to feel way worse after massage therapy? Just curious ...
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Agony? Try peeling an orange with a slight cut on your finger. They should sell this technique to the prison in Guantanamo...
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If I can find somebody to give me one, art, I'll let you know!!
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..and I am fresh out of tissues to hand out, LOL I still have my teeny violin, does that help? |
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Shhh, Beachfarmer, not too loud, I am trying to refinance.
But anyone who wants a rat let me know, damn things.
Instead of coal for the people who are bad this Christmas, how about Willard or Ben????
Thanks for your kind wishes Zanne and Beach.
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ummm are you supposed to feel way worse after massage therapy? Just curious ...
OMG Massages are HORRIBLE. Bottle and surpress your toxins,,,,just like you would with your emotions.
For goodness sake, don't RELEASE them!
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Artgurl - you can feel worse after a massage if they do deep tissue, but after a few hours hours or by the next day you should feel a lot better. I personally don't like the deep tissue stuff. Try a warm bath or shower, might help.
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Why would you want to refinance your pets Marie.
What the heck will THAT do for your portfolio?
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Ummmm, not the pets Beach, the house. Don't expect the animals to live 30 years, and sure am not gonna pay the mortgage payment they want for them, sheeeesssshhhh.
And once I get the HOUSE refinanced, make a few repairs, then it goes up for sale, YEEEHAAAW!!!!! Get rid of this albatross that has been dragging me down for the last 5 years or so. |
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If I can find somebody to give me one, art, I'll let you know!!
I survived the concussion but who is going to save me from the massage therapist?
It is enough for a peace, love and harmony gurl to wanna poke her with a fork
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