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Topic: idiomatic metaphors
steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Sat 03/23/19 02:34 AM
HI all:) I had drinks last night, I remembered this morning why I don't drink. I feel as rough as a badgers arse mouth feels lie a budgie slept in it. tongue like ghandi's flip flop. that sort of thing. I would love to hear any of your contributions. seem to be farting like a cart horse as well.

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Sat 03/23/19 02:35 AM
Not just about hangovers. any thing really.

D_~elso~ Joined Tue 02/05/19 Posts: 17	Sat 03/23/19 08:52 AM
Stick with hard liquor and water wash. I prefer tequila myself

ivegotthegirth Joined Fri 08/17/18 Posts: 6666	Sat 03/23/19 12:16 PM
More nervous than a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs. Like **** through a goose? BTW > > With booze you lose but with dope there's hope!

Liz Joined Fri 02/22/19 Posts: 124	Sat 03/23/19 07:30 PM
I quit drinking 30 years ago after waking up next morning with the cotton mouth.

I_love_bluegrass Joined Wed 04/25/18 Posts: 1665	Sat 03/23/19 07:31 PM Edited by I_love_bluegrass on Sat 03/23/19 07:35 PM
Pedialyte... Helps with hangovers. In the UK it is called Dioralyte. http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/americans-turn-to-childrens-diarrhea-medicine-pedialyte-as-an-unusual-hangover-cure-10253692.html

Tom4Uhere Joined Sat 12/17/16 Posts: 16240	Sat 03/23/19 10:29 PM
Alcohol dehydrates you. (hygroscopic) If you are drinking, drink more water. Eat food before you start too.

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Sun 03/24/19 02:35 AM
Topic: idiomatic metaphors Cool topic Steve... I'll give it a try. :) I feel like a flower coming to full bloom.

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Sun 03/24/19 04:55 AM Edited by notbeold on Sun 03/24/19 04:58 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch of a dead horse. They are/he is so hopeless he couldn't find his own ar&e with both hands and a gas detector. A face like a twisted shoe.

Bob Joined Wed 12/12/18 Posts: 383	Sun 03/24/19 06:46 AM
Looked like the North end of a horse headed South

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Sun 03/24/19 06:54 AM
Looked like the North end of a horse headed South

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Sun 03/24/19 06:55 AM
I'm so hungry I could eat the crotch of a dead horse. They are/he is so hopeless he couldn't find his own ar&e with both hands and a gas detector. A face like a twisted shoe. nice :)

Freebird Deluxe Joined Sun 12/23/18 Posts: 4637	Sun 03/24/19 09:48 AM
I quit drinking 10 years ago after it killed two of my friends, a couple , she was 59 ,he followed her 2 years later he was 65

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Mon 03/25/19 07:00 AM
Remembered a couple more: Flat out like a lizard drinking. All over the place like a mad woman's breakfast. Like a dog's breakfast. He's a ledgend in his own back yard. A face like a twisted sandshoe. . Had a face like scrambled eggs. It's taking a month of sundays. Slow as a wet week. Had an arse two pickaxe handles wide. Room to swing a dead cat. Like a dick in a shirt sleeve. As thick as two short planks. Thick as a brick. Take a long walk off a short jetty. Swearing like a trooper. High as a kite. Mad as a cut snake. Sick as a dog. Mad as a hatter

steve B Joined Wed 01/02/19 Posts: 1126	Mon 03/25/19 07:12 AM
Remembered a couple more: Flat out like a lizard drinking. All over the place like a mad woman's breakfast. Like a dog's breakfast. He's a ledgend in his own back yard. A face like a twisted sandshoe. . Had a face like scrambled eggs. It's taking a month of sundays. Slow as a wet week. Had an arse two pickaxe handles wide. Room to swing a dead cat. Like a dick in a shirt sleeve. As thick as two short planks. Thick as a brick.] Take a long walk off a short jetty. Swearing like a trooper. High as a kite. Mad as a cut snake. Sick as a dog. Mad as a hatter just a couple:) mad as a box of frogs his/her face like a blind cobblers thumb