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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9
Larsi666 😽 Joined Wed 01/31/18 Posts: 17193	Thu 06/11/20 11:34 AM
Let her sleep and confiscate the Nintendo Switch

Larsson71 Joined Sun 03/08/20 Posts: 1061	Thu 06/11/20 11:48 AM
Take him to a Celtic game and then a pub crawl around Glasgow with me and my mates!

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Thu 06/11/20 01:02 PM
Put him to work... I seriously need a massage, and then breakfast would be nice.

Larsson71 Joined Sun 03/08/20 Posts: 1061	Thu 06/11/20 01:22 PM
Put him to work... I seriously need a massage, and then breakfast would be nice. Always been good at working with my hands and my refrigerator and cupboards are always stocked up. So you're in luck!

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Thu 06/11/20 01:47 PM
Put him to work... I seriously need a massage, and then breakfast would be nice. Always been good at working with my hands and my refrigerator and cupboards are always stocked up. So you're in luck! Yay! And thanks! Offer to watch his son so he can go hang out with his mates.

Larsson71 Joined Sun 03/08/20 Posts: 1061	Thu 06/11/20 01:54 PM
Put him to work... I seriously need a massage, and then breakfast would be nice. Always been good at working with my hands and my refrigerator and cupboards are always stocked up. So you're in luck! Yay! And thanks! Offer to watch his son so he can go hang out with his mates. OK, you're hired

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Thu 06/11/20 02:05 PM
Tell him not to get used to it

Larsson71 Joined Sun 03/08/20 Posts: 1061	Thu 06/11/20 02:13 PM
Tell him not to get used to it Nah, my mum always wants him if I want a night out anyway, so you're OK there River!

Blondey111 Joined Sun 01/27/13 Posts: 9012	Thu 06/11/20 02:15 PM
Call Shelley and tell her he is lost

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Thu 06/11/20 02:15 PM
Tell him not to get used to it Nah, my mum always wants him if I want a night out anyway, so you're OK there River! Cool, next time I'll join you and your mates... I don't drink so I can be the designated driver!

Larsson71 Joined Sun 03/08/20 Posts: 1061	Thu 06/11/20 02:17 PM
Tell him not to get used to it Nah, my mum always wants him if I want a night out anyway, so you're OK there River! Cool, next time I'll join you and your mates... I don't drink so I can be the designated driver! We usually get brought home in either a Taxi, or a Wheelbarrow!

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Thu 06/11/20 02:21 PM
Tell him not to get used to it Nah, my mum always wants him if I want a night out anyway, so you're OK there River! Cool, next time I'll join you and your mates... I don't drink so I can be the designated driver! We usually get brought home in either a Taxi, or a Wheelbarrow! Make him a pot of coffee to cure that hangover.

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Thu 06/11/20 05:57 PM
Flop on the bed and ask her if she wants to hear the most annoying sound in the world then make it!

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Thu 06/11/20 07:49 PM
Wake her up so she quits drooling on the pillow.

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Thu 06/11/20 08:02 PM
Wake her up so she quits drooling on the pillow. Ill just have to use his arm for a pillow now.

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Thu 06/11/20 08:55 PM
Start sing..... Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby Words I want to hear

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Thu 06/11/20 08:56 PM
Start sing..... Put your head on my shoulder Whisper in my ear, baby Words I want to hear Probably gonna want ear plugs. I snore.

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Fri 06/12/20 05:31 AM
To make an honest woman of her, ask her which ceremony she would prefer, marriage by a pirate ship captain in the tropics, or by Elvis in Vegas.

Unknow Joined Wed 10/25/17 Posts: 2472	Fri 06/12/20 05:58 AM
I pick Vegas. Lol dont be suprised when i knock you in the head and take your wallet though.

notbeold Joined Sat 06/01/13 Posts: 2406	Fri 06/12/20 06:03 AM
Don't be surprised when moths, crickets, and metal washers aren't accepted as legal tender.