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Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9
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Wed 06/03/20 04:49 PM
pitchfork smitten

Larsson71's photo
Wed 06/03/20 04:55 PM
Scratch my head, at how she bypassed my security system? :thinking::thinking::thinking::joy::joy:

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Fri 06/05/20 11:36 AM
Hide at the foot of the bed and tickle his feet.

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Fri 06/05/20 11:37 AM

Hide at the foot of the bed and tickle his feet.
I've got big feet though! UK size 11's or a US size 12 RCB! :joy::joy::joy::thumbsup:

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Fri 06/05/20 11:39 AM
I guess ill have to find a big azz feather then.

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Fri 06/05/20 11:44 AM

I guess ill have to find a big azz feather then.
Go down the Zoo and whip one from off an Ostriches arse then? :joy::joy::joy::thumbsup:

Larsson71's photo
Fri 06/05/20 11:44 AM
Edited by Larsson71 on Fri 06/05/20 11:46 AM

I guess ill have to find a big azz feather then.
I'll help you do it ok? I'll distract him with a burger and you fly in and swipe the feather? :joy::joy::joy:

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Fri 06/05/20 11:55 AM
To hell with that! Those are the only birds im terrified of! The one at our zoo always looks at me with a death glare.

Larsi666 😽's photo
Fri 06/05/20 11:58 AM
Put a fake roach on her chest pitchfork laugh

Cutiepieforyou's photo
Fri 06/05/20 11:59 AM
Put a big fake spider on his pillowlaugh

Larsi666 😽's photo
Fri 06/05/20 12:02 PM
Dress up like an alien and make freakish sounds laugh

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Fri 06/05/20 12:05 PM
Steal all his camouflage print clothes.

Larsi666 😽's photo
Fri 06/05/20 12:08 PM
Steal her phone

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Fri 06/05/20 05:33 PM
Steal MY phone back.

Larsson71's photo
Fri 06/05/20 05:43 PM

Steal MY phone back.
Give her a key, as that's twice she got past my security system! :joy::joy::joy::thumbsup:

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Fri 06/05/20 08:26 PM
Shoot him in the nuts with a nerf gun bullet yell good morning and run like hell!

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Fri 06/05/20 08:29 PM

Shoot him in the nuts with a nerf gun bullet yell good morning and run like hell!
Oi you! You would shoot me in my clapperbag??? Right that's it. I'm setting my pet Staffordshire Terrier on you and treating you like a housebreaker! Once a guest, twice a pest! Grrrr! :joy::joy::joy::thumbsup:

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Sat 06/06/20 08:22 AM
Haha let him sleep and go take a walk with my new Staffordshire friend.

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Sat 06/06/20 11:13 AM

Haha let him sleep and go take a walk with my new Staffordshire friend.
:joy::joy:Bruno, my Staffie, knows who looks after him RCB. He's actually quite placid, until someone goes near my youngest son. Then he's alert! He'd probably lick you to death though! :thumbsup::sunglasses:

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Sat 06/06/20 02:25 PM
Throw a pillow and ask how the hell he got into my house, lol. Considering I don't know any of you, that answer would remain the same. :P

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