Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9 | |
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Wake him up, it's a long road trip to the Florida Keys
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Give her a nose massage
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I'm tired so push her over and climb in bed and sleep...
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Grab some diet coke, wake him up and talk the rest of the night
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I can't handle Diet Coke without rum And I know talk is a code word for something velar
So yay... let's do this.... |
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Edited by
Unknow
on
Fri 02/28/20 12:32 AM
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I say what I mean and mean what I say, no code!
Wake him up and tell him he's in the wrong house. |
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Wake her up. Hand her a cup of black coffee and tell her about the visitation dream.
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OMG... I so want to hear about that!
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Wake her up and excuse myself for being in the wrong bed, the house is mine.. lol!!!
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Wake him up and ask him to watch "The Exorcist" with me.... I'm scared!
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Put a blind fold on her so she doesn't open her eyes and see my scary old butt ugliness.
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See if he brought any fish. Then start frying.
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Ask him how he got past ZoeCat, the attack cat.
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Bring her some breakfast, and play Hide and Seek woth ZoeCat
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I'd tell the cat where he was hiding....
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Wake her up and take her to my favorite state park and go for an easy hike.
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Chit chat, watch movies, sleep.
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tip toe out of the room b4 she sees me staring at her like a perverted old man.
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Offer him a chocolate croissant and coffee.
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