Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 9 | |
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I got just one word.... Debauchery!
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Tell him to scoot over. Been up all night with a sick kid.... I'm tired
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Sing a lullabye and hope, she will go asleep
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Cuddle and sleeeeep!
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Cuddle and sleeeeep! We have a deal, young lady |
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Let him sleep while I go bake a cheesecake.
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Ask her if she’d like a pint of Trader Joe’s chocolate coconut frozen dessert and catch up...
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Put 'for those about to rock ' on really loud
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Go out the front door and check the address to make sure I'm in the right house.
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Activate the intruder security system that throws goldilocks out of the bed...
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Get him a diet coke, and myself a diet pepsi |
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Tickle her so she'll scoot over
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Give her a wee hug
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Aww hugs
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Aww hugs Then take all her phone calls ;-) |
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hand her my phone do it!
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Ask her if she was lost.
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Call the cops, or psyche ward.
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Watch the cop with me say "You have the right to remain silent" as the cuff go on.
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