a guys sitting in a bar and sees 2 gorgeous women sitting alone down at the other end and decides he's gonna buy them a drink. he send the bartender down with 2 of what they were drinking, he comes back and tells the man "they both said thanks but want to inform you their lesbians". the man says thats ok and goes back to his business. little while later he glances down and their still sitting there so he send down another round to them at which the send the same message back. he says thats ok and goes back to his business. a little while later he looks down and their still sitting there so this time he decides he'll take the drinks down to them himself. once again they say thanks and explain that thier lesbians. he sits down beside them and says " thats quite alright..... umm whats a lesbian?". they both give him a wierd look and one says "let me put it this way, we'd rather eat a p*ssy then suck a d*ck" the guy gets all excited, slams a fist down on the table and exclaims "hot damn! bartender? get us 3 lesbians a drink!"