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^^^ Well.. I hope he is just curious... and in time figures it out ~ preferably, without my ass in mind.
The other two options are a bit pitiful. |
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Oh well. Anyway, what a beautiful dog you have Jist. What kind of dog is he? I just love dogs. I have a snack dog compaired to yours, lol. |
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I have no idea! He is a blond. Normally, according to my history.. I apparently prefer brunettes.
Actually.. he is a yellow lab. Somewhere in that room when that picture was taken... is his brother. That is Jerry on my lap. Ben is his brother. I'm sure there are a few pictures of me with both of them on my lap. All you can see of me is hands and feet.. no torso, no head.. |
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Awh, well he is sooooooo cute. I could never afford to feed a dog that size. I'd be like, dude, you gotta get a job.
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Awh, well he is sooooooo cute. I could never afford to feed a dog that size. I'd be like, dude, you gotta get a job.
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Not to mention the yard work they do. Oh boy, wouldn't want that detail.
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i always thought the worst job in the world would be a gynocologist.....
oh sure it would be great in the begining but what about after 15 years? come home one day and your wife if butt naked and all you can do is look away and say "honey if i see another one i'm gonna puke i swear!" |
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maybe.. but I'd rather be a gynecologist then the guy that performs digital rectal exams daily.
Like the joke indicates.. someone always has a worse job! |
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When you have a 'I Hate My Job' day, try this: On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer. Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins. Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement. 'Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized '. Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,'I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.' HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS! OMG Dave just what i needed after the day I had!! SNORT!!!!
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Glad I could help. I can't take credit though. It was sent to me in an email from the first gal I met on BoM, in 2004.
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Funny thing is now I am going to laugh whenever someone comes into the Pharmacy where I work and buys one.
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