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Topic: MY SEX LIFE NEEDS...........
Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 08:38 AM
Why stop at 8.....when you can go to 9, the number of a love potion? I suppose if I had stopped at 9, you would have asked why I stopped at the number of a love potion Yeah probably....so what???

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 02/19/19 09:38 AM
Why stop at 8.....when you can go to 9, the number of a love potion? I suppose if I had stopped at 9, you would have asked why I stopped at the number of a love potion Yeah probably....so what??? Thought so! OT.... Nothing at the moment

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 12:46 PM
A female smartazz

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40230	Tue 02/19/19 12:50 PM
A tune up Maybe I'll find someone this weekend that will pop my hood

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 02/19/19 12:54 PM
What ya got under there? a straight 6 or a V8?

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 12:59 PM
I could be wrong but she's probably looking for someone with a "straight 6"

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 02/19/19 01:03 PM
I could be wrong but she's probably looking for someone with a "straight 6"

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 02/19/19 01:04 PM
A female smartazz Geez aren't we fickle... first you want someone stupid, now you want someone smart

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 01:07 PM
Well a sex life can be confusing and complicated

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 02/19/19 01:11 PM
Only when you add logic and reason to it

🍫 KitKat 🍫 Joined Thu 09/27/18 Posts: 40230	Tue 02/19/19 01:15 PM
I could be wrong but she's probably looking for someone with a "straight 6" Straight 6.... All my pistons driving a common (drive)shaft

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 01:15 PM
So if it's illogical and unreasonable it's not confusing or complicated?

Unknow Joined Wed 06/27/18 Posts: 101536	Tue 02/19/19 01:17 PM
So if it's illogical and unreasonable it's not confusing or complicated? Okay never mind... that would be worse OT.... Batteries, so much less complicated But not as much fun

JustBeHonest Joined Sat 10/06/18 Posts: 2691	Tue 02/19/19 02:43 PM
I only need to get one item cuz I got everything Else.

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 05:45 PM
MY SEX LIFE NEEDS...........to be recharged, and not with batteries.

JustBeHonest Joined Sat 10/06/18 Posts: 2691	Tue 02/19/19 05:56 PM
MY SEX LIFE NEEDS...........to be recharged, and not with batteries. I only need them when the bf isn’t here 🤫🤫🤫🤫🤫

Queenie Joined Thu 04/26/18 Posts: 16001	Tue 02/19/19 06:24 PM
Handcuffs and tape

maybwecan Joined Sun 09/23/12 Posts: 15804	Tue 02/19/19 06:38 PM Edited by maybwecan on Tue 02/19/19 06:39 PM
An authentic toga party

Smartazzjohn Joined Sun 06/03/07 Posts: 4844	Tue 02/19/19 06:41 PM
Handcuffs and tape You are scary!!!

JOHNN111 Joined Wed 05/13/09 Posts: 9273	Tue 02/19/19 06:48 PM
wait till she hog ties you and hangs you up by your nutsack

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