There was a stray cat that moved into this guys house about 2 weeks ago. Since this guy didn't like cats he decided to take him for a ride around midnight. He dropped him off about a mile away from his place. When the guy woke up the next morning the cat was in his living room. So he decides to put him in a box and he takes him for another ride but this time he took him 2 miles away. The same thing happened the next morning. The cat was once again in his living room. So this time he decides to decapitate the cat, put him in a black garbage bag and dumps him away 5 miles away from his house. To his surprise the cat came back the following morning with his head in its mouth.

I think I would have to move after the last time

This reminds me of The Black Cat by Edgar Alan Poe. Not funny, just creepy.

did only the head come back ???

LMAO@cute

I get it, how did the head get back?
Roll????

I know this is just a joke but it's wrong to be putting this joke on here. some one needs to cut you up and put you in a plastic bag. jokes about animals are not funny, only sick ppl will write these kinda jokes...

I agree...sick, sick, sick

not even a joke in this and how would the cats head be in its mouth anyway ?? isnt that part of the head ?? How did this not get deleted ??

I'm declaring this joke performance humour. It's funny because of what everybody has to say about it.