I was going to say the way he smells but well Rock ruined that

I don't miss a got dang thing, except my children.

But, me wubs yoo!

trying to kill me

No, darlin'.
It's okay, you can sleep with the comforter
pulled up over your head.

It'll be safe... This time.
I promise.

same lol

Hmmmm so this is good.

I’m learning what a real relationship is supposed to be like.

I really miss having someone bring me a beer and a sandwich while I watch the game on TV.

Wait, I get that at the local bar.

Meh, you train a dog the right way, and problem solved.

I miss sitting across the table from her and just talking about anything and everything, just watching her when she doesn't know I am, accidentally bumping our legs sitting in a restaurant booth and getting that chill up and down my spine from excitement, reaching down and taking her hand in mine and rubbing the back of her hand with my thumb. I miss laying in bed and watching her sleep right before I get up in the morning to make her breakfast in bed. I miss coming home after work knowing she will be there to greet me with a smile and hug.

I miss farting and proclaiming, "It was me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

@goofball and thinking aww at poet's response.... While thinking the two of you picked perfect screenames

That... I Don't miss!

But at least you admit it, my ex would blame me... "It was her"

I had a dog. He was great at fetching beers. But he made lousy sandwiches.

I make my own sammiches cuts out the middle man and the gas

If I wasn't in a relationship I'd surely miss the way she looks at me. Seeing adoration and vulnerability in a woman's eyes is a very powerful thing to me.