Is it anti-social enough?

Thank you ma'am!

Looks perfect

I'm in love...if only I was young.

Thank you thank you one and all.

The force is strong

I like turtles!

Never saw a profile, that made me soooo moist.

One suggestion tho...your profile pic should be shirtless with sunglasses holding a 5th of Jack. Oh, and you should consider scowling more.

I like that first bit except maybe Makers Mark instead of Jack. As far as the second suggestion, I'm more of a look right through you than scowl at you kind of guy.

Excellent suggestions, though!

Well, ya might consider Cutty Sark because not many women like Cutty Sark and the blank stare could potentially turn some women on. (Maker's Mark is actually good. I don't like Jack, that's why I suggested it. Never, ever use Vodka.)
The trick with the scowl is to look directly into the camera lens so it looks like you are scowling directly at them. A facial grimace would also help. You might also get some flies to buzz around your armpits. Plus, you could dribble a lil vomit on your belly.

If you dry some rubber cement on a piece of paper and apply some pencil, then rub it off in a long string, you can put one end in your nose and let most of it dangle from a nostril like a long dirty booger.
I find that is pretty effective too.

Dreamy...

I still have to decide what is your most attractive feature...Cranky or Geezer. hmmmmmmm. OH that's right, you told me to Go Away ! LOL

Guess I don't have to read you profile.

it might need updating