Woman takes out a personals ad in the local paper
"I want a man that Won't hit me
Won't run away when things get tuff
Is great in bed
A few days later her doorbell rings.At it is a man in a wheelchair with no arms or legs."I'm here about the ad he said.
She looked at him and said"You hav no arms".Ye so i can't hit u he replied.
"You have no legs" ye so i cant run away if it gets tuff,he said.
"what about being great in bed she asked.
He looked up at her and said"How do you think i rang your doorbell"

roflmao

lol i like that one cheeky

Awesome!

omg

that made me laugh