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Topic: Evil Wish Game
neanderthalDave's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:42 PM
granted but ur already dead remember

i wish beautiful big titty naked b***hs just fell outta the sky

Robertd1270's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:43 PM
granted but they land on you and kill you (what a way to go)

I wish I wasn't dead

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:48 PM
Granted but now your a vegitarian Zombie.

I wish i were immortal

Robertd1270's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:49 PM
granted but it doesn't kick in until you age to 103


I wish everybody would get out of my way when I drive

neanderthalDave's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:50 PM
Edited by neanderthalDave on Sun 01/06/08 06:51 PM
granted but ur the only 1 alive

i wish i didnt work 2morrow

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:51 PM
Granted. You get fired.

I wish i could go to New York

neanderthalDave's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:53 PM

Granted. You get fired.

I wish i could go to New York
granted but its the chick from the tv show

i wish 4 more beer

BD_NH's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:55 PM
Granted, but the only beer you get is peach and strawberry flavored.

I wish I had a new car.

neanderthalDave's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:59 PM
Edited by neanderthalDave on Sun 01/06/08 06:59 PM

Granted, but the only beer you get is peach and strawberry flavored.

I wish I had a new car.
as long as its beerdrinker lol

granted but u lost the keys

i wish i could fly

Robertd1270's photo
Sun 01/06/08 06:59 PM
Edited by Robertd1270 on Sun 01/06/08 06:59 PM
granted but it's only for 3 feet at a time

I wish I could travel around the world

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:01 PM
Granted but you never learned geography and end up in Mexico's slums.

I wish i coud be a cartoon character

Zipper's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:07 PM
But, then you have no sexual genitalia.

I wish I were a leopard.

neanderthalDave's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:11 PM

But, then you have no sexual genitalia.

I wish I were a leopard.
granted but what the hell r u gonna do now that ur a leopard? lol

i wish i had a big house like on cribs

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:12 PM
Granted but the walls are filled with Roaches and Mice.


I wish i couldnt cook

stevex86's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:13 PM
but your cook is a serial killer

I wish I was in Yelm.

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:14 PM
Granted but you end up at the house of JZ Knight - The Local Yelm Cult where you end up as one of her brainless slaves.


I wish I co uld do anything i wanted without any consequences

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:14 PM
Edited by EveningKiss on Sun 01/06/08 07:15 PM
Double post

neanderthalDave's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:18 PM
granted but u cant think of any thing 2do

i wish i was a rock star

EveningKiss's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:19 PM
Granted but you get Highly adicted to Coke, meth and end up married to Britney Spears.

I wish i could be a bounty hunter

BD_NH's photo
Sun 01/06/08 07:20 PM
Granted, but you end up married to Dog the Bounty Hunter with 7 of his children.

I wish I were an actress.

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