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Granted ... but the beer is laced with gatorade and ashes
Wish I could have someone dress me in the morning. |
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Granted, but they dress you looking hideous.
I wish a friend of mine would hurry up and get online. |
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Granted, but they dress you looking hideous. I wish a friend of mine would hurry up and get online. Granted. But 10 seconds later your computer crashes. ![]() ![]() I wish My scotch bottle was never empty |
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Wish granted.
You got the new and improved Scotch version of O'Douls. 0.01% alcohol. Great taste, less filling. I wish someone would clean my carpets. |
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Granted, but they do it half ass.
I wish I wasn't always the one waiting. |
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granted...but both your dates for the evening show up at the same time ahead of schedule
I wish my mind wasnt always turned "ON" |
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granted...but you can never get it turned back "on"
i wish i could stick to my new years resolution |
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granted, but you arent happy with the results
I wish my headache would go away |
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GRANTED BUT YOU GET ME FOR A PAIN IN THE ASS
I WISH I DIDNT HAVE TO WORK ON WED. |
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Wish granted...
But you have to do mandatory double shifts until Sunday! I wish I had time for a nap. |
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granted but you never wake up
I wish I could lose 50 lbs |
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Granted...but everyone else around you loses 51
Would like to go on a train without fighting for a seat |
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granted but there are no seats and floor is covered in blood
wish for a mate for my possum |
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granted but it is sterile
Wish for my chickens to lay eggs again |
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Granted...but they are all hard boiled
Wish to own a home |
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granted but they never stop layin them
i wish it would snow!!!! |
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granted but it yellow with some weird other stuff in it.
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granted...but its the dog peed in variety
Wish my cat would stop shedding |
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granted but your cousin already shaved him
wish for my two front teeth |
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granted but they are the only teeth you have
I wish happiness to all my friends in this new year |
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