A blond girl comes back from school one evening. She runs to her mum and says: "Mummy today at school we learnt how to count. Well, all the other girls only counted to 5, but listen to me: 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10! It's good, innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."

"Is that because I'm blond?"

"Yes darling, it's because you're blond."

Next day, the little girl comes back from school and says: "Mummy, today at school we learnt the alphabet. All the other girls only went as far as D, but listen to me: A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K ! It's good "innit?"

"Yes darling, very good."
"Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

"Yes darling it's because you're blond.

Next Day, she returns from school and cries: "Mummy, today we went swimming. Well, all the other girls have no breasts, but look at me!" She proceeds to flash her impressive 36 D's at her mummy. "Is that because I'm blond, mummy?"

"No darling, it's because you're 25."

ha ha ha ha ha ha

where are all the blondes at? Its not fun unless they are here

A blonde cop pulls over a car for speeding.
Cop: Can I see your license and registration
The Woman searches her purse and hands the cop her mirror
Cop: If I knew you were a cop I wouldnt have pulled you over. Have a nice day

the blondes are afraid and have accepted defeat ....

but too dumb 2 smoke th epeace pipe with us ....lol

thats too bad cause I have all kinds of jokes