yeah right??!!! Let's get him!!!

CAPTAIN BLIGHT GOIN 2 BED ....NIVVER ......

I RATHER GODOWN WITH ALL HANDS


A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."

He asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"

The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."

Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.

He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."

He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then....." he sighed, "we'll put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

I suer hope not even a brunette is that dumb,But oah yea.One is telling it!!!!1

U go girl!!

wow wow ....strong wrds there ....lol

i am a bit thick and dint get it ...

who is the brunette there???

Max, u shoulda been born a blond!!!!!

too bad ......allmighty thought i was better of with dark hair....

atleast we can look forward tp premature graying ...blondes cant .....lol

Yeah right, if that's what u wanna look forward to...

u know .....salt and pepper .....thats the fashion statement these days .....lol

how about the 4th barrage

A blonde was driving home after work and got caught in a really bad hailstorm. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it to the repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he decided to have some fun. He told her just to go home and blow into the tail pipe really hard, and all the dents would pop out.

So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands and knees and started blowing into her car's tailpipe. Nothing happened. She blew a little harder, and still nothing happened.

Her roommate, another blonde, came home and said, "What are you doing?" The first blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the tailpipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.

Her roommate rolled her eyes and said... "HEL-LOOOOOOOO ...You gotta roll up the windows!!!

COME ON MAX!WHAT COLOR IS YOUR HAIR???
I NEED TO KNOW WHEN I GOT GET A BOOK TO SMOKE YOU IN FUTURE ROUNDS.I SHOP AT BLONDES ARE US!!!!

BLONDES R US!!!

GOTTA RUN GUYS...HOT DATE 2NITE!!

HAVE FUN, SEE YA LATER

color me hair ....captain blight never colors his hair ....nivver ye hear me ...lol

i think i look good with natural colors.....and smarter......ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

dont wanna mess that up

REAL QICK! DID YOU SAY YOU WERE SALT AND PEPPER???

not yet ....but i wont mind that hair style ....

looks kinna kinky

lol

NEED TO KNOW YOU TRUE HAIR COLOR!!! COMON GIVE.I AM a true BLOND,AND proud of it.

well ...its jet black ...but i colr it sometimes...lol

OKAY.Do you bye any chance dye it BLONDE sometimes?

if i did ....then i wud hav been ur armys general ....right ....noy the other way around.....

ive nuthin against blondes....but they do the silliest things sometimes.....lol