Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 8 | |
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Hope that I didn't forget to charge the taser.
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Make some more coffee
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Send her out to get doughnuts.
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Make coffee to go with the doughnuts
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Give her some dang pep pills ! Shes always in this overused bed
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Pass him a beer, grab the remote and see what sports are on!
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Replace the locks on the door.
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Lol ask if he needs those locks installed since that's one of the things I cover in my business!
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Oh Drats - sausage fest and the dang beer is warm
Blow up the house |
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Hands you a 5 gallons of gas and a lighter! Breaks out the a chair and the marshmallows! Lol
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Send the mean Bull in to clear the room.
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Make tacos to enjoy while we watch movies
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Make some more coffee Yes please, mine is white, no sugar. Many thanks, I'll do the same for you! |
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Thanks, I'll take mine black
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Sometimes I wish I could pour a coffee into my computer and it would arrive by e-mail at someone else's house.
I promise I'll make you a black coffee as soon as that idea has been invented! And a meal, of course...... |
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Ask for a cup of coffee that is like the kind of women I attract.
OLD COLD AND BITTER!!!! |
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Assume he got lost since I'm not old or bitter
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Tap on the shoulder and ask "when did you get here?"
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Wake him up so we can make some chocolate chip cookies
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Request a caramel macchiato to go with my freshly baked cookies
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