Topic: what would u do if u found the person above u in your bed - part 8
Smartazzjohn's photo
Wed 02/20/19 06:09 PM
Make her think I passed out so she would give me mouth to mouth. tongue2

Aroundtheworld37's photo
Wed 02/20/19 06:13 PM
:joy:🤦‍♀️give him a spanking and a good talking to for being so nawty

Smartazzjohn's photo
Wed 02/20/19 06:17 PM
Tell her mouth to mouth isn't naughty....mouth to something else is naughty!!! pitchfork laugh

Aroundtheworld37's photo
Wed 02/20/19 06:20 PM
Hog tie him he’s going next to randy 🤦‍♀️ These 2...can’t even watch a &@$! Movie!

Smartazzjohn's photo
Wed 02/20/19 06:25 PM
Run like the wind before being hog tied surprised

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Wed 02/20/19 08:27 PM
Throw a bucket of water on him and tell him to get out of my bed... laugh

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Wed 02/20/19 08:40 PM
Cover him in pineapple juice then let all the women at him biggrin :angel:

Smartazzjohn's photo
Wed 02/20/19 08:54 PM
Do my best impression of Josh Turner singing "Your Man"


Baby, lock the doors and turn the lights down low
Put some music on that's soft and slow
Baby, we ain't got no place to go
I hope you understand


and then I would probably watch her run out of the room like an Olympic sprinter. sad2

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Wed 02/20/19 10:01 PM
It is my room lol.. I won't be the one running ...

Introduce john to my two German shepherds .. gonad and sausage ... named after their favourite treat laugh laugh laugh tongue2 waving


Argo's photo
Wed 02/20/19 10:08 PM
unshackle her from the bedposts and tell her she's free
to go now....IF she wants to, that is...pitchfork

hardBNhard's photo
Wed 02/20/19 10:08 PM
Edited by hardBNhard on Wed 02/20/19 10:10 PM
oops . Post blocked . Lol
Bring him another cold beer and watch the rest of the hockey game drinks

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Thu 02/21/19 01:16 AM
Tickle him

Smartazzjohn's photo
Thu 02/21/19 10:09 AM
Get her a cup of coffee and chocolate chip cookies

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Thu 02/21/19 10:20 AM
Make coffee and breakfast for him

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Thu 02/21/19 11:11 AM
Ask her if she wants to join me in a yoga class...

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Thu 02/21/19 11:21 AM
Ask her if she wants to go for sushi after yoga

Smartazzjohn's photo
Thu 02/21/19 11:51 AM
Tell her a nap sounds better than sushi or yoga

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Thu 02/21/19 12:16 PM
Tell him I'm not sleepy yet, so we'll have to do something else bigsmile

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Thu 02/21/19 12:23 PM
Ask her politely if she would like a coffee.........

Or a cuddle?

Or (hopefully) something else?

Aroundtheworld37's photo
Thu 02/21/19 12:25 PM
I would introduce myself hello new person waving