Curvalicious

Hahaha.... All they need now is ranch dressing

See now I'm hungry for celery and ranch

Now see, to me that is ideal - and newsflash, ladies, I'm not the only one.

Hello Blondey

What floats your boat?

Knowledge, simplicity, complexity

and of course children.

It's all about the brains and confidence.

I don't fit anywhere on a list. Long I have and do it for me. I can chop it off anytime I want.

Meant to say, I have long hair, but it's just hair.

that's currrrrrrves
keep it up ladies

Yeah. I don't have curves, if that is what guys seem to like.

you mean this is a pic of you cat???? I

or this???? O

some how i think this is a better pic

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and yes those are currves

grrr can't make them stay wear i typed them

Midget women.

Well...
A particular midget woman.





Yeah...
I'm a heightist.
Sue me.

I could take a number of things from that list and mold them into the perfect woman, but that would be superficial. I go by what my heart says and it matters not if any of those fit the woman.

I don't like being called a midget, so don't call me that, RockGnome.

Since I never got to date a slimmer one, then I can honestly say that I won't date one that's built like a middle linebacker. Not only do they look like one, most act like one, too.

All of my life, I've never been overweight. (More than 10 pounds) When I do start picking a few extra, then my knees, hips and feet start sending me little notes that says I'm nearing maximum density.

My ex put on about 60 pounds after we got married. Then her back went out more than we did. I see overweight people all the time, moving slowly, limping, and groaning. The only true exercise I see them getting, is struggling to push an overloaded grocery cart through the store.

You want to pack away the groceries? Go right ahead. You might not notice those extra pounds, but I do.

Well, you made me curious so I looked and found this:
http://www.redbookmag.com/beauty/news/a22111/the-physical-features-men-cant-resist-according-to-science/

A Wider Waist to Hips Ratio. A ratio of 7:10 is particularly pleasing, apparently.

A High Voice. According to a study cited in the video, a high-pitched voice evokes youthfulness and signifies a small, feminine body, both of which are attractive to men.

Healthy Hair. Shiny, full, and long hair is very attractive. Again, it's a sign of health and fertility.

Smiles. Well obviously, happy people are attractive people. But science has also proven the whiter the teeth, the better.

Less Makeup. You may think that contouring, layers of eye shadow, and bold lips are making you more beautiful, but it turns out, the natural look is more appealing to men.

Wearing Red. There's a reason red is associated with lust. Scientists have proven that wearing red enhances attraction.

Dark Strands. Gentlemen don't, it turns out, prefer blondes.

Height. One (incredibly thorough) 2010 analysis conducted by experts at The University of New South Wales in Sydney — titled "Much More Than a Ratio: Multivariate Selection on Female Bodies" — showed that although factors such as waist-to-hip ratio and bust size affect how men perceive women, they don't tell the whole story. Taller women were rated as more attractive.

Arm Length. Long legs weren't shown to be a feature men seek out, but long arms were.

Big Boobs. Hope you're sitting down: Believe it or not, men like big boobs.

Overall Grooming. In a 1997 study published in the journal Current Psychology, changeable features like how people groom themselves and posture were shown to be just as important as fixed features like height.

Love this closing:
This all said, there's plenty of counter research that men are just happy to be getting laid at all.

I like curves with a nice ars! And a nice smile with at least shoulder lenght hair!Oh, and at least a mouth full!

1st wife, 4'11", 88#, a sound came out " Short people" oh she was pissed.