Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 65 | |
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She doesn't like rivers...
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Edited by
d__u__b
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Thu 03/07/19 09:05 AM
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Sneaks in the ladies room and writes his phone number on the stall walls what can i say? i do a lot of great business from those leads? always carries pen and paper when she has to go. |
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Often confuses one gender for another
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Hangs out near the menβs washroom to meet men
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She does the "pull my finger" ~then farts. To everbody she meets
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I do that a lot.
Plays pocket pool in public |
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And i do that alot
OT- Blonde ! |
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keeps his glove box AND trunk FULL of wet wipes.
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Wears a tutu and leotards under his work clothes all day long
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Edited by
d__u__b
on
Fri 03/08/19 09:31 AM
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suggestively eats carrots, cukes, zukes, bananas, eggplant (and the like) whenever he thinks someone might be watching.
(has a veritable produce stand in his custom refrigerated trunk at any given time.) |
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Uses a assumed name to get prostate exams once a week
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uses his own name to get prostrate exams 21 times a week.
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Eats his Corn Flakes with Vodka instead of milk
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close, but it's actually bourbon, not vodka.
thinks otter poop gives his shoes a waterproof shine. |
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~and its good for hair gel
ot-911 banned him from calling about his hangnail problems |
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they loaned me the jaws of life...all better now.
turned off the sump pump in his basement because he wanted an indoor pool |
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Bahahahaaa . With all the snow we got this winter thats more then possible (pool)
ot- busy shopping for a bikini to swim in my new pool |
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still tryin' to make his mankini business a thing.
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makes his dates use a Sybian that's me. but, i don't make them do it, i simply make it available. sybian sells.... somehow this is believable from you Ot: is a nymphomaniac |
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Recently opened a restaurant for cats
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