Topic: Start a scandalous rumour about the person above you. - part 65 | |
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He sleeps with a teddy bear
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trying to have her name legally changed to "teddy bear"
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Stars in "fart porn" by stage name : Senior Gassyazz
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He wears mascara to bed
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Only while in bed with you darling
ot- Plays a 1 string guitar on the corner for spare change |
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Sweetheart if you wore mascara to bed with me, I'd have to call 911
OT... plays hopscotch in the neighborhood park |
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Noooooo ! I said i drink scotch in the park while watching you play hopscotch
ot- Only shaves 1 armpit and one leg |
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Edited by
d__u__b
on
Wed 03/06/19 03:33 PM
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pays women to shave only one armpit and it's opposite leg.
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Shaves his whole body, rolls around in cooking oil, then feathers and clucks like a chicken |
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ahhhh, to be young again...
lurves her some southern fried chicken |
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I do love chicken! Climbs trees and poops on the ground for amusement. |
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Teacher at a pole dancing class ! As a student there i know this as almost fact
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makes his dates use a Sybian
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Has hundreds of felt dragons
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Waxes above the kilt line
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kilts
doesn't really need glasses, just wears them to accessorize |
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Is writing a book, consisting of words, I never heard of
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Has six fingers on his left hand
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makes his dates use a Sybian that's me. but, i don't make them do it, i sim[ply make it available. sybian sells itself. always calls dibs on fingers number two thru five. . |
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Sneaks in the ladies room and writes his phone number on the stall walls
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