Topic: GRAND OPENING LUV2'S LOCAL BAR! | |
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well quit leaning it to the right I do lean to the right though..I got a peg leg!! |
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so many lines so little time
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well quit leaning it to the right I do lean to the right though..I got a peg leg!! TRUTH BE TOLD..im missing my right boob! I had Breast Cancer..and went to the hospital and someone stole it while I was there. I figure its probably in a Pawn Shop somewhere! |
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i solemly swear to return it just as soon as i find it. honest
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Awe damnit Kitten you cleared the bar!
Its not a bad story..I beat it...and..and..and.... Im really ok with it! When you have one perfect boob, you dont need 2! |
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i solemly swear to return it just as soon as i find it. honest There was a reward..but I sold the pony! |
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Don Julio Anejo margarita, please
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Don Julio Anejo margarita, please Salt? |
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lol - rocks, light salt. THANK YOU
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lol - rocks, light salt. THANK YOU |
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So theres a wee bit of Chili left.
If everyone is done I will give it to all the kids. Should be a very musical night at their houses tonight! |
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you are too kind kitten
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you are too kind kitten |
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Eric and Stu walk into a bar .................
You think one of them would have ducked |
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Eric and Stu walk into a bar ................. You think one of them would have ducked we were too busy staring at you blondey |
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Next hour, all gargle is on me. Liverpool are in the Championsleague Final
And a special hug to Kitten. F*** cancer, you know, what I mean |
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ok but if he slobbers all over the floor i know nothing doggies are welcome! *tosses Trouble a tasty biscuit* He's your friend for life now... |
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Okay everybody...FREEZE!!!
Just kidding, the Virgin Mary is a little strong. |
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Great place roknroll
I'd like a virgin pina colada if you got one. |
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