I haven't surfed in 4 years, and the last time I did, I was a bit warbly (It is NOT like riding a bike!). Loving the snowboarding!

I'm on the mountain now. Composting is not recommended (Bears). I'm still involved in agriculture and produce, but more from a business angle. So, the pseudonym Beachfarmer is a bit of a fraud at this point.

I've jumped out of an airplane 13 times and still get queezy looking down 2 stories (no fear conquered).

"3" is the standard in these type of threads, right?

Anything you want to lay out there?

Let me take a drink before I hear/read any confessions from you Humans.

When I take a confessional drink, I find nothing wrong with eating cats.

and I'm not Catholic

I'm going to hell, no need to confess.

LOL Stu! I should have just said that.

I suspect people believe I play the violin better than I’m capable. I don’t bother correcting them anymore because they always assume I’m being modest.

Confession: I’m not.

false modesty...bravado....just like me

More like false bravado, staccato, pizzicato.....

LOL wow, Beach, you always seem to come up with the weirdest topics...I like that!

I have a very strong suspicion that I am already dead and what I am experiencing now is some kind of weird joke. I keep waiting for the punchline but for some reason whoever or whatever is orchestrating it seems to have more in store for me.

Too many inconsistencies for what I experience for it to be actual reality.
I keep expecting a belly laugh and proclaiming..Yeah, you got me.

So, you are visiting a community in Michigan. Your point is . . .

I've heard you play littlebit, it's like one of those new relationships with no strings attached

Me too, but they never come with a manual
Sod's Law... whenever you do have a manual, you cannot be @r$ed to read it, when you want to read it, there ain't one being provided

The last time I went to confession was in a church with a catholic priest, enough said

Surly I’m not that bad!

Not *bad* just all crescendos and diminuendos having their place.

I'll listen to anything as long as it ends with a climax

To confess would be the admittance of guilt.... I do not feel guilty for my past Deeds good or bad... I sometimes feel remorse... I sometimes feel a little naughty..
. For the things I have done in the past..
But I do not feel the need to confess or ask of forgiveness.... whatever I have done I have done for good reasons.. naughty or nice... lifes guilty Little Pleasures.... the chance of getting your hand caught in the cookie jar... is what makes sneaking that cookie so exciting...lol

Just give me another 20 or so years to iron that out.

Just give me another 20 or so years to iron that out.