If you were to poop out a turd, aside from circular what shape would you want it to be and why?

Please show your work and qualify/quantify your math.

1) I cannot imagine pooping out a politician.
2) Shape it like a Tootsie Roll..alays amusing in swimming pools.
3) Some things can never be unseen. (1+2=3)

...oh the world looks mighty good to me cause tootsie rolls
are all I see
Whatever it is I think I see
Becomes a tootsie roll to me

In my part of the world "a good **it" is somebody who's mostly alright, as opposed to someone who's "a real A-hole".

so; good sh** (not equal to or greater than) real A-hole + not more than five dashes of hot sauce on taco - amount of Coronas consumed = a good nights sleep

Healthy active shape. That go to the gym, or play sports rather than sht around all day playin' them videor games wasting their potential down the crapper.
I don't want to be raising no lazy turds.
Stay in school, stay in shape.


C = π*d = 2*π*r
C = cowpi*d = 2*cowpi*r
X = cowpi*1/2D.
Z = horseapple of a different color

There's also some grammatical work involved.
Toyota Racing Development is TRD. That logo is all over their trucks.
When you buy a toyota TRD what makes it different from a turd? Just U.

double helix spiral caused by centrifugal force and
my fetish of hovering over bowl doing the hula...

do i need to post a gif or can you just picture it
in your mind ???

Well, if we use the good ol 'if you're going down a river and a wheel falls off your canoe how much pancake batter would it take to paint your house?' formula... then I wouldn't **** you you're my favorite turd.

Man, we get some quality replies from men when
discussing turds..every time..love them :-)

The Romans didnt Find algebra very challenging because X was always 10. This post makes me smile.