Topic: If you could charge for sex
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Thu 08/24/17 11:13 AM



At my age I would have to work by volume, like WalMart.
So my number would be $5.
Anyone can give up their Depends for a week.

For five dolla I make you holla.
Fit you in about noon.




I love you long time. Are you free until 12:10?

mzrosie's photo
Thu 08/24/17 11:14 AM




At my age I would have to work by volume, like WalMart.
So my number would be $5.
Anyone can give up their Depends for a week.

For five dolla I make you holla.
Fit you in about noon.




I love you long time. Are you free until 12:10?


rofl

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Thu 08/24/17 11:33 AM



At my age I would have to work by volume, like WalMart.
So my number would be $5.
Anyone can give up their Depends for a week.

For five dolla I make you holla.
Fit you in about noon.


A's long as your done for our 12.15 appointment laugh

Toodygirl5's photo
Thu 08/24/17 11:43 AM
Marriage license! He pay cost!!

soufiehere's photo
Thu 08/24/17 11:43 AM




At my age I would have to work by volume, like WalMart.
So my number would be $5.
Anyone can give up their Depends for a week.

For five dolla I make you holla.
Fit you in about noon.

I love you long time. Are you free until 12:10?

Why, will you be late?

soufiehere's photo
Thu 08/24/17 11:44 AM




At my age I would have to work by volume, like WalMart.
So my number would be $5.
Anyone can give up their Depends for a week.

For five dolla I make you holla.
Fit you in about noon.

A's long as your done for our 12.15 appointment laugh

No worries, I can fit about 4 in there :-)

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Thu 08/24/17 11:48 AM
Edited by chris2460 on Thu 08/24/17 11:50 AM


is there a sliding fee scale???
how about risk free money back offer if not satisfied ???

rofl laugh
You go girl :-)


Thanks!

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Thu 08/24/17 11:59 AM





At my age I would have to work by volume, like WalMart.
So my number would be $5.
Anyone can give up their Depends for a week.

For five dolla I make you holla.
Fit you in about noon.

A's long as your done for our 12.15 appointment laugh

No worries, I can fit about 4 in there :-)

I was going to boil an egg first and make a cuppa! laugh

maybwecan's photo
Thu 08/24/17 02:25 PM
Big sale going on - whips, chains, collars, handcuffs, satin bedsets, lotion and custom table with three holes...laugh rofl

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Thu 08/24/17 02:27 PM

Big sale going on - whips, chains, collars, handcuffs, satin bedsets, lotion and custom table with three holes...laugh rofl

I'll take the lot! and do you have any tables with 4 holes? laugh

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Thu 08/24/17 04:02 PM


Big sale going on - whips, chains, collars, handcuffs, satin bedsets, lotion and custom table with three holes...laugh rofl

I'll take the lot! and do you have any tables with 4 holes? laugh


Boy are you greedy!
rofl rofl rofl

motowndowntown's photo
Thu 08/24/17 07:39 PM
I've got a row boat. Wanna take a lap around the duck pond?

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 08/24/17 07:44 PM
Hoes

Beachfarmer's photo
Thu 08/24/17 08:41 PM

Beach I am sure the surfie chicks will wax your board for you first laugh waving


Lol Blondey. Obvious innuendo too easy.

....but if they were waxing the boards and hanging the wetsuits, that would make them the cabana "girls".

Id pay good money for the accoutrement help....maybe some ostrich feather fans, grapes, towel service as well?

I like it. Sex, well, not that I'd turn down a bj....but that might be enough.

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Fri 08/25/17 01:21 PM

is there a sliding fee scale???
how about risk free money back offer if not satisfied ???

rofl laugh


Well now, not satisfied,can you have your money back,sure,and as a bonus, I will go for free the next time.

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Fri 08/25/17 01:28 PM


is there a sliding fee scale???
how about risk free money back offer if not satisfied ???

rofl laugh


Well now, not satisfied,can you have your money back,sure,and as a bonus, I will go for free the next time.

How about a bogof?
Buy one get one free laugh

shahawaz's photo
Fri 08/25/17 01:34 PM
ok

sybariticguy's photo
Fri 08/25/17 01:35 PM

$150.00???????? Yeaaasussss!!!!!

If she buys me a pint in the local, I'm good to go as long as she can stand me.


I would have thought you would prefer her laying you but vertical can work for you...

sybariticguy's photo
Fri 08/25/17 01:36 PM

Marriage license! He pay cost!!
[/quote then later in divorce is a the greatest screw paying her and her lawyer too OUCH

motowndowntown's photo
Fri 08/25/17 09:08 PM

Is there a Greek style mansion or castle that goes with that duck pond tongue2 waving


There's a house with a crescent moon on the door.tongue2