12. Not only appears naked in your shower with the words "Vote For Me!"painted on his chest every morning, he keeps hogging the water.

11. A winking well-dressed Congressman drops off a note saying that your driving record has been "taken care of."

10. "My, that's an attractive outfit you're wearing today, Mrs. Undecided Voter!"

9. "I've got twin daughters, if you know what I mean."

8. Campaign signs you see on your way to work: "Vote for me, Tod Linger!" Your name? Tod Linger.

7. He French kisses the baby.

6. "Okay, the laundry is done, your car has been detailed and the toilet is finally unclogged. Are you ready for your Swedish massage now?"

5. Every stoplight, there he is with a squeegee.

4. "Dude! I scored some killer weed... meet me Tuesday in the middle school gymnasium... Tuesday. Middle School. In the gymnasium. Seriously. Dude? Dude?"

3. Not only guarantees a tax cut for every household, also guarantees that "Star Wars Episode II" will not suck as badly as "Star Wars Episode I."

2. This election year, that "giant sucking sound" is coming from under your desk.

1. He delays your execution until after the primaries.

#1 aint that the truth

felons are not permitted to vote in the states

YET

Belushi funny

It doesnt matter where your politicians are from, they are all out to line their own pockets, and eventually they will all become Centrist to keep everyone happy

Baby kissing.

Older people hugging.

Story time reading at a kindergarten.

Jogging with the 'common people'.

Officially 'Opening' community centres and schools.

Talking to students on Campuses.



Only prior to election time, usually in the month prior, and NEVER without friendly media present...

Hmmmmmm.....when he says "Blue looks good on you.....ummmm I think you have a stain"

When he can only waffle on about the one subject....

INCESSANTLY..