lol you know there are tons of dating websites thesedays lol
I guess asking if a woman is single at public places is outdated nowdays with facebook and social bubbles and clicks of friends that people live in and phone abuse assumers that never speak of the person being gossiped about with real descriptive about the person words

You know sparky, this is vague enough to be from a woman.

Twas brelig in the slivey toves did gire and gimble in the wab.
All mimsey were the boragoes and the momes grast out grab.
(Paraphrased and bastardized)

hui

That gave me a good laugh.

I'm guessing this opening rant comes down to, that SOMEONE tried to get on with an attractive stranger somewhere, and was rebuffed with (probably unnecessary) rudeness. I know that's why I stopped asking people if they were single, two decades BEFORE the internet came along.

And it reminds me of a now near mythical commercial (from the 1960's!) advertising some kind of headache pill. Someone who was having a bad day, snaps at a well meaning relative or friend. Then the announcer comes on and says "sure you have a headache. But don't take it out on you MOM! ( or your kids, or your whatever). Take our Chill Pill instead!"

This looks like the modern day version, where it's the internet which is taking the fall as the bad guy, after a bad day in the trenches.

All I can say is...you have to break a lot of eggs if you want to make ..French Toast. ...hmmm.are is It a omelet ?..
Mybe . Scrambled eggs?... a souffle?..
Crepes..?..omg I'm hungry!! I'm letting my tummy talk for me..lol..
Mmmmmm.. bacon.!!!!
.

and you are making me hungry for french toast with a nice fried egg on top ... you have been on top before right ... I mean tried that out ... egg on top of...

baby talk??

duhhhh...hmmm...even Rosetta couldn't translate this...