two friends are walking through the woods...they stop to take a break and sit down. one of the friends jumps up and screams; hes been bit right on his johnson. his buddy comes over and asks whats wrong and the guy says a rattle snake bit me on my unit quick look in the emergency book and find what it says to do about a snake bite. so the buddy looks in the emergency book and reads to himself what it says..."in the case of a venomous snake bit immediately suck the poison out of the area bit by the snake..." the guy screams dude what does it say man what does it say. and the buddy tells him "dude its says youre gonna die!!"

LMAO.

year just wait till it happens

LMFAO!!!!

THAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!

wow thats messed up