This !!

SINGLE, Mid 70s , SELF SUFFICIENT, EMPIRICAL, YOUNG AT HEART !!

I looking 4 friends over the big pond
Texas, California, Montana or Canada's high altitudes spots.
Have seen the rest of America except the above mentioned places

Me have passports, NO PROBLEM, ( Suspect for Terrorist ) ??...
NOT A WORRY I'm in the good books..Also, I have a Job + Pension,
..Neh,...No need work visa GUARANTY NO SCAMMER.


Me pay My travel ticket, buy my food, toothpaste, soap etc
NO BAGAGES, just a 60 by 70 cm luggage ( On wheels also )


FREE accommodation would be nice..I mean bonus.
I BARTER accommodation 4 being your gardner 2 weeks.
How good of a deal that can be ??...

Yours sincerely,
Old Fart

PS::...I am a little crazy, but harmless



Email me

I'd love to know if your average number of messages triples by tomorrow

Love the sign...I think I should get one of those!

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LOL...I would panic if I will get more than 2 messages ??
Just 4 fun, will let you know

I look forward to it

Have a good day/night Funzy

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LOL...I would panic if I will get more than 2 messages ??
Just 4 fun, will let you know




I look forward to it

Have a good day/night Funzy

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NOTHING AS YET

11.40 AM here right now...You too ..((( HUGS )))

Yes, I know...that's why I said day first! Guess I should have said have a good day "and" night

Well, if this thread doesn't get deleted, I'm sure you'll have a least a couple by night time.....Oh, to be a fly on the wall, just to see you panic

Time for me to dream sweet dreams....enjoy your day! ((( HUGS )))

Humm lets see I have a dog that needs a bath...


I have dishes that need washed~~~~



A yard that needs mowing~~~



Plenty of trees that need trimming~~~



Ohh and flower beds to be tended too~~



Along with shed repairs ect hahaha ya think that should do it for two weeks rent on the spare room~~~

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HOWDY TEXAS
Hmmm.....Will consider careful your challenge
and get back to you in due course

All cores looks like a child's play to me, except
them trees ...Please consider my age ??
I'm not a Spring Chicken NO MORE YA KNOW ??

Ohhh I failed to mention I do have a electric tree pole cutter

So don't have to do it by hand at least

There goes dinner then too.

I might copy and paste this onto my profile, looks good

me too, funzy

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That pole cutter helps but still, yet,is not 4 my age ..
I must watch for cramps in my shoulders, legs and ribs ...
Sorry,..I'l have to give Texas a miss
Looking forward to California, Montana or Canada ??..Awwwww

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He he he ...Don't bet on it, NOTHING IS FREE these days.
I know, accept and yet willing to take a risk, but
not to my body's expense ...Ouch, those cramps, I
CAN FEEL THEM ALREADY

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Got the idea writing it from a topic here on one of the forums
I forgot which one or where...

SHOULD WORK Joe

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I am with you on this one " Rozie "

That's why I give it up drinking beer also.
I find out too late about beer and effect/s on men
NO WONDER I RATTLE SOMETIMES AS BAD AS SOME WOMEN

I'm cheesed off with you Funzy, I saw your photos when you were younger on that other topic, not only are you better looking than I was, you're also funnier, this an absolute outrage.

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Never mind Joe, not a solid reason to get cheesed off
Some mothers have them

Those were the days Joe, and yes, I had a DUNNY outside also,
in the back of our mud-bricks home about 30 meters away.
Winter was a bad time to go out, on the -25-C or -30-C
These were the best days and best times to remember ...LOL