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CrystalFairy: "I trust my cats won't set fire to the house when I'm gone"
That is because they don't want to become homeless. Cows, however, think differently. 
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Best check it. It could be the one you asked out before the one you're with (the second choice ) 
Hmmm, well I would hate to be the one you were with when you got that call and discover I was "the second choice"  
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Best check it. It could be the one you asked out before the one you're with (the second choice )
Hmmm, well I would hate to be the one you were with when you got that call and discover I was "the second choice"
Excuse me while I answer my phone 
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CrystalFairy: "I trust my cats won't set fire to the house when I'm gone" That is because they don't want to become homeless. Cows, however, think differently.
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Why don't you just date your phone?
My phone doesn't tower over me, can't kiss, won't look at me the way he does, needs to be charged regularly, doesn't keep me warm at night, never touches me, nor gives me butterflies in my stomach. |
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Why don't you just date your phone? My phone doesn't tower over me, can't kiss, won't look at me the way he does, needs to be charged regularly, doesn't keep me warm at night, never touches me, nor gives me butterflies in my stomach. You need a mikeysung 00001 it does all of the above and grows vegetables too!
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My phone doesn't tower over me, can't kiss, won't look at me the way he does, needs to be charged regularly, doesn't keep me warm at night, never touches me, nor gives me butterflies in my stomach. I hope you did not type this on your phone. A smart phone knows all and would not be happy...
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Hi Good morning
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Some times. . I think dating my phone..
Is so much better than dating in real life..lol.. I only have to pay my bill once. A month..lol It never says it has a headache..lol.. And I can turn it on and off as much as I'd like..lmao |
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Some times. . I think dating my phone.. Is so much better than dating in real life..lol.. I only have to pay my bill once. A month..lol It never says it has a headache..lol.. And I can turn it on and off as much as I'd like..lmao Set it to vibrate and shove it down your pants. You'll be all set. 
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Yes, talking on your phone ,while on a date is rude! Unless there is an emergency! Put your phone on vibrate when starting on any real date!
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