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Topic: The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life
r2hott Joined Sat 02/20/16 Posts: 26	Sun 03/19/17 03:52 AM
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Mrafr Joined Fri 02/24/17 Posts: 33	Wed 03/22/17 11:28 AM


SDSCFof2 Joined Sun 10/02/11 Posts: 21324	Thu 03/23/17 09:15 AM
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" funny because its true

wellworn Joined Wed 09/14/16 Posts: 4587	Fri 04/07/17 12:14 PM
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" My oh My

greeneyes148 Joined Fri 12/25/15 Posts: 5830	Fri 04/07/17 04:49 PM
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" Well Abraham Stienstern ... the lawyer.. has to right at the top of the list

DaveakaDavid Joined Fri 03/03/17 Posts: 76	Fri 04/14/17 10:22 PM
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Salsaheart Joined Thu 04/13/17 Posts: 47	Sun 05/07/17 06:55 AM
Do we know the same wome?

IgorFrankensteen Joined Thu 10/01/09 Posts: 5444	Sun 05/07/17 07:34 AM
Ah, to have lived in the days when there were milkmen to give their much needed leadership.

msharmony Joined Mon 08/31/09 Posts: 61041	Sun 05/07/17 10:10 AM Edited by msharmony on Sun 05/07/17 10:10 AM
1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes." 2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide." 3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?" 4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?" 5. The Interior Designer - who assures her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!" 6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!" 7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!" lol, that primal hunter can stuff it,,,,,IF I can keep quiet OR lie still, he isnt much of a 'hunter'...lol

Carlosferns2004 Joined Mon 05/08/17 Posts: 2	Wed 05/10/17 11:01 AM
Nice one