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What's the best pick-up lines to attract women in date sites.
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This I gotta hear.
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LMAO
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"Is your daddy a Baker" Because you have some nice buns".
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Edited by
Unknow
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Fri 03/10/17 04:57 PM
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Have you just walked out of a desert, you're just too hot!
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Edited by
Funzy65
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Fri 03/10/17 07:14 PM
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❤ ❥ Do you believe in karma? ❤ ❥ Because
I know some good KARMA-SUTRA positions. ♋, 유, ✂,♒ ☠, I know it, I AM A BAD LOSER Okay, here is a nice one I heard you are looking for a STUD. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U. |
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hai
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Best pickup line ever. |
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Best pickup line ever. lol I saw your handle and just had to see what manturkey wrote curiosity got me. Not what I expected you got me!! |
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This is the worst I've ever heard...
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? I know lame |
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Best pickup line ever. I'm ready for my ride....lolzzzzz |
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oh i had seen you somewhere . is your dad wearing specs >
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I heard you are looking for a STUD. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U. |
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I heard you are looking for a STUD. I’ve got the STD, all I need is U. ***************************************************** |
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You look a bit chilly, can I warm those up for you?
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You sure your not from outer space? Why? Cause your a** is out of this world. Goodnight.
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I smelled your heat from down the street, I'm here for the fire. I wasn't sure what I was going to do with this big ball of money, then I saw you. Your beauty is a bright beacon in a room of darkness. I was trying to leave but your animal magnetism yanked me back. Can you show me how to fold my fitted sheets? Well, I'm proof that your life isn't unfair. You're a diamond in a roomful of coal. Do you believe in SBC? (Sex Before Coffee) Hi, I was just leaving and fell into your eyes. You make me all pokey. I want to kiss you from head to toe...starting with your toes. I looked up 'angel' in the dictionary and there was a picture of you. My pillow is yearning for your head. I saw your smile and had to have it. Lights, Camera, Action...wanna make a movie? You have GOT to meet my mother! My friend sent me to ask you your name but he's not THAT good of a friend. When I saw you the rest of the world disappeared. Do you make housecalls? I saw you and thought, WoW, slow-roasted, tender and juicy. Can I smell your nose? Hi, they call me The Tingler. Can I make you tingle? I'm a master at Galvanic Skin Massage. Care for a light touch? So, are you drunk enough to find me attractive yet? God told me you wanted to meet me. It was SSDD till I saw you! I bet you make your mirror happy. Y'know, at my place, clothing is optional. Wanna watch me fry bacon naked? Can I be your designated driver? I just had to see if your clothes were painted on. I'm doing research into how women get undressed. Care to show me an example? You move like a dancer on a high wire. Want something soft and cuddly to hold? I have a teddy bear on my bed. Hi, they say romance is dead, I can prove to you it isn't. What school did you attend, they did an outstanding job. Who washes your hair? Can I help? Ever made love on a banister, a bookshelf or a coffee table, me either. Want to give it a try? Wow, you just radiate sunshine! When you smiled at me I dropped my gloom. I looked at the menu and wanted nothing, then I saw you. You have beautiful legs, I'd love to see all of them. Are those real? They sure look real. Do they feel and taste real too? The one that made your mold was really talented! Yours is the only face I want in my book. When you speak your voice is like music to my soul. When I saw you standing there, I did fall off my chair. You make this boring place exciting. I'm not a cross-dresser but I'd love to get into your clothes. Hi, I'm Tom. I find you very appealing and would love to have you in my life. |
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Oh--I thought from the title that this was "The best pick up lines of WOMEN to get GUYS"...
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Just call me Dingleberry. Cause I'll follow your *** anywhere!
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