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OMG !!! LMAO !!!!! 
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Dear diary.......orange juice will never be the same@@@@@@
 
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Nope.... 
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ok obey me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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What you gonna do, throw poo at me???
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yes!!!!!!!!!
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hahahahaha...ok... I will try, but no guarantees, defiance disorder and all...
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Dear " J " ...
Its finally Friday .... yeehaw  ...let the weekend bgin  
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OK !! JEEZUZ!!!!!!!!!!!!CHHHHRIST!!!!!!!!
I'm practically blind iin one eye to day I woke up an there somethin wrong with my eye feels like a piece of glass in it , I can barely open my eyes , when I do the right eye starts POURING tears an hurts like HELL!!  its swollen I look undead!!I have a date tonight!
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well , dont all talk at once eh !!
Damn it ! why is there ALWAYS something !!!
EYE EYE EYEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! |
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What did you do?
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I dont know I woke up an my eye is FUKCED!!!!!!!
its HORRIBLE !!
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If it's that bad go get it checked out. Don't mess with your eyesight.
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ARGH ! I kinda want to , hard to drive I'd bet cant see very well that eye is blurry an it keeps pouring tears an then the other one closes like a reflex an I cant see!!
I have a date in about 6 or so hours ... my doctor is an idiot ,,,hmmm, I do have cataracts one of the lumpy things is swollen well theres a variety of colors goin on there..... I'm trying to dump in eye polysporin might help/ARGH!!
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Dear diary........omg I had the weirdest dream this morning.....
something about a dog with no back legs and the owners put it in a truck with a sign on it not to let it out....they wanted it to die there......I of course rescued the 2 legged dog and bought it some wheels for the back!!!
Only I dream of such weirdness!!
Ohhhhhhhhh purple.....you got pink eye??? conjunctivitis??? Almost sounds like it......just wait for the yellow pus to come out ewwwwwww
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ohhhhhhhhhhhh and diary........when I went to get my car serviced I got to watch the " best Hooters swimsuit" competition!!!
I mean, how can you judge that when every girl has fake boobs???
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dear diary.....since Im talking to myself I may just go have a nap!
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ugh .no puss.......ew....its still buggered up.....
my daughter thinks its "THE PINK EYE" then shes like "have you ever seen the 40 year old virgin ?" and i'm like ...."nooooo" and she says i got the **** particles in my eye......
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Dear diary.....ohhhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmm I am making meat loaf and mashed potatoes and peaches and cream corn!!
 
okkkkkkkkk sounds like pink eye..........yep....polysporin, hot cloth........hmmmmmmmm very contagious btw//////
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