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 awwwwwwwww crap!!! Not again!!! 
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No......I want a full on johnson then......so I can place it stategically on my lower back....legs.......tummy......you cant do that so well with a slipper!!
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<---------SMOKEY!!!
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oh.....I'll get ya one of them yoga books 2 , then you can learn how to get the slippers in the right places...
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! SPITS OUT TEA ON MONITOR!!!!
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hi SMOKY !!!
tell squeegee to STOP using the couches as scratching posts!!!  
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hA!!! Smokey uses the couch as a scratching post too....and my box spring!!!
 He would just be a bad influence.....shadow doesnt do that....
I think they take turns on their badness in other areas.....
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Smokey likes granny blankies....
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squeegers likes lying on my daughters homework.....
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oh get this!!! My best friend Janet....well her cat had Smokey.....I eventually took her cat when she went to rehab......anyways she would lay on the floor all the time and smokey would always lay on her azzzzzzzzzzzz!!!! Weirdness.....I think he still remembers the smell of her house etc....
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gypsy you might wanna come back to the bar,,,,,
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Dear diary.....thumper wants to make smokey into chinese fooooooooooood!!!!
Do you think he needs some jello???????????
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sweet and sour chicken anyone????? lmao
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here kitty kitty kitty
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you are evil!!!!
 
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Dear diary.......why wont smokey go outside??? He just wants to hang out by my feet today.....its cool but sunny......get the ell out and do fun kitty stuff!!!
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you just figured that out???? and yeah let him out,, thats me outside your window waitin fer smokey with a cleaver in my hand,,,,here kitty kitty
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Dear diary........where is my jello bombs??????
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do we really wanna start another war???
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Nooooooooooooooooooo Im trying to be "good"
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