Hi Miss B...

Desperate??

I must be... I volunteered.

What was I thinking???

The train was quite crowded, so a U. S. Marine walked the
entire length looking for a seat, but the only seat left was taken by a
well dressed, middle-aged, French woman's poodle. The war-weary Marine
asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The French woman just sniffed and
said to no one in particular "Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is
using that seat." The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only
seat left was under that dog. "Please, ma'am. May I sit down? I'm very
tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are also
arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just picked up the
little dog, tossed it out the train window, and sat down. The woman
shrieked, "Someone must defend my honor, this American should be put in his
place!" An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans
often seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the fork
in the wrong hand. You drive your autos on the wrong side of the road. And
now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong biatch out the window.

I love it !!! Go Purple !!

ha ha ..I thought it was pretty funny.....

(((((Purple))))) ya still rock girl,lol...missed ya.

hey !!!(((((((Im4u))))))))


how ya doin!?!....

dear Diary,
The whole world needs to eat chocolate and have a drink of milk, and an afternoon nap...

They would all be so much happier.

I've got bacon an chocolate milk......

dear Diary,
Did Gypsy get lost in her closet looking for outfits for Purple??

Is she playing dressups, for a date with Eric??

she didnt seem to be feeling well shes probebly lyin down with her kitties....

we never did decide what I am wearing tommorrow...

Dear Diary,

Why are people so scared to say it how they see it? Why do they always opt for the 'nice, sooky' thing to say, rather than speak their truth?

Incarceration isn't really that bad...

hmmmmmm, I donno????

dear diary i lost my picture

Dear diary.........bloody ell my cell phone died on me mid sentence....

ohhhhhhh.......bummer..........

heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy you still awake???? Im feeling much better.....my left ear is a bit flat though

lmaooooooooooooooooo dear diary...........bummmer!!!

ya I'm still awake ....I was painting ..went bananas an did a bunch !!!