It could be worse.....I could have said Brat doll

ewwwwwwwwwww those things scare me!!!

I feel like I need another haircut already.....its grown out now and I may just cut a bit more off on my day off!!!

I gotta leave and run a payroll for a client.......bbl

dear diary,

Eric is a closet Ferengi!!

Dear diary........esplain ferengi lucy???

Dear Diary,
Why do people in supervisor positions love to have their head up the manager's ass so far that they think they can do whatever they want....like talk about others when it's none of their business

dd,

great googley goo!

Dear diary.....Ive decided ferengi means mushroom head!!!

Now......taters.......I know exactly what youre talking about......there are ways of dealing with them.....

please pass the "chocolate" chip cookies...

The Ferengi are a fictional extraterrestrial race from the Star Trek universe. They first appeared in "The Last Outpost", the Seventh episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation in 1987, during which they made first contact with the United Federation of Planets in 2364 on the planet Delphi Ardu, though they had been mentioned in the series' pilot, "Encounter at Farpoint". They and their culture are characterized by a mercantile obsession with profit and trade and their constant efforts to swindle people into bad deals. They are also known for their business acumen and for exploiting females. Notable Ferengi characters include Quark, Rom, Nog, Ishka, Zek, and Brunt.

Their home planet, Ferenginar, is a non-Federation world governed by the Grand Nagus and a Commerce Authority made primarily of the Council of Economic Advisors (formerly Board of Liquidators). Like most of their culture, their religion is also based on principles of capitalism: they offer prayers and monetary offerings to a Blessed Exchequer in hopes of entering the Divine Treasury upon death, and fear an afterlife spent in the Vault of Eternal Destitution.

Dear Diary,
Shall i make him some special brownies with laxatives in them?

Dear diary......you never heard it from me!!!

yeah i did

uh uh!!!

ok i didn't

Dear diary......a few more minutes and I have a date with my shower.....

well nappy helped a bit slept off the buzz at least......

Dear Diary, my foot hurts...prolly cause I keep picking at the scab and making it worse

dear diary,

wash very extra carefully for me! have patience and make sure everything is perfectly clean and fresh!! makes the skin just
glow with radiance.

don't forget soothing LOTION after the plush toweloff!!

Dear diary......its effing cold..........it has that Im gonna snow look outside