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HEYYYYYYYYYY I JUST HAD SPECIAL DELIVERY AT MY HOUSE!!! MY PASSPORT CAME!!! I WASNT EXPECTING IT UNTIL JANUARY!!!!!!!!!!
 
OK ANYONE WANT TO SEND ME SOME PLANE TICKETS???  
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Very exciting!!....Once in a while I dig out my passport and just stare at it.....dreaming that I am on vacation somewhere!!
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ohhhhhhhhhh my have I aged......
 
Come over here fresh..... 
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Noway!! At least not until Summer!! If I went somewhere right now it would be somewhere VERY VERY WARM
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HAHAAAAAAA ya......I dont blame you, though its probably just as cold where you are...
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Yes it probably is.....which is why I would go somewhere tropical and get sun burned!!!
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brb....gotta go find some lunch to munch....heehee
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Dear diary.....I just realized that I answered my door with Billy Idol unicorn hair!!!
Thank god it was a woman at the door......and understands!!!
Ohhhhhhh I feel sorry for kid......he has a 6 hour dental appt today!!! 
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6 hours???
 What are they doing yanking all of his teeth out??? YIKES...
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uHHHHHHH I cant remember exactly......fillings and root canal and wisdom teeth???? He wanted it all done at once so he didnt have to keep coming back every week........
Ohhhhhhhh he is prolly gonna regret it!!
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OMG.....he is gonna hurt!
Do I hear the sound of GOOD drugs in his future
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hahaaaaaaaaa I told him to "insist" on Tylenol#3s......hope he takes my advice!!!
The only thing with T3s is, they tend to make you con sti pate d!!!!
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That's where the whiskey comes in ......loosens everything up by morning
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Dear diary...you know what really works??? raspberry cider....or even better.....strawberry cider.....
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I think Im going to buy some on my break today at work.....yes......its day 4 yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!
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So you gonna be getting a male visitor soon or what??
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Hmmmmmmmmmm could be..........
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and then you guys can dress me!!!!
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I will call you..........
BARBIE 
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I will call me what????
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