Topic: Dear Diary, a new beginning | |
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mine turns 8 in January....I sooooooo dread when she comes home saying she's in love |
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And he spells his name Nik instead of Nick....she thinks that he is just to cool
So we had the whole boys are yucky and they stink conversation again.... |
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YUP!
Boys are smelly, gross, hairy, nasty....all the above Maybe if I spelled my name Phred instead of with an 'F' the ladies would think its cool... |
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Well at least my 7 year old would...LMAO
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Well....I think I will dig through my book shelf and find some cheesey sleezy romance to fall asleep to .......
Good night... |
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Yeah, mine would be about the only one that would think it's cool |
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Good luck with the reading
Need to go pass out myself.. G'night |
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Dear Diary, why don't attention seeking kids have regulated bedtimes?
Blah blah blah blah blah..... |
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worst cramps ever had..sweating soaked with sweat dizzy gonna puke hurts so much barely move cant stand up to ......help me........
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cramps from the flu or ?
I just had to pig out and eat the oreos |
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<----------pokes purple in the head with a stick to see if she is still alive.....
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Dear diary.................... I think purple is
DEAD ASLEEP....... |
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dEAR DIARY.......Im so bored of illegal immigration.....too bad fanta got banned for a week so we cant talk about it anymore!!!
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Dear diary......wtf is this??? Boring Tuesday??? Should I have written it on the calendar???? uhhhhhhhhh everyone go to sleep early???
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they said the cramps would be bad when i got my period , that was supposed to be about a month ago ......intense pain ...
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Dear diary.......ohhhhhhhhh we need drug therapy.......who has a bong????
Hmmmmm I dont remember cramps........but then again I was drinking alot!!! |
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Dear Diary,
someone get Purple a hot water bottle and some muscle relaxants.... ummm...some mild pain relief.. |
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OMFG !! downing the childrens asprin rolling a joint, bit better still intense my daughter was readyto call an ambulance a little hile ago
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Dear diary......Purple needs some ........
WHITE LION....WHEN THE CHILDREN CRY little child dry your crying eyes how can I explain the fear you feel inside cause you were born into this evil world where mas is killing man and no one knows just why what we have become just look what we have done all that we destroyed you must build again when the children cry let them know we tried cause when the children sing then the new world begins little child you must show the way to a better day for all the young cause you were born for all the world to see taht we all can live with love and peace no more presidents and all the wars will end one united world under god when the children cry let them know we tried cause when the children sing then the new world begins what we have become just look what we have done all that we destroyed you must build again no more presidents and all the wars will end one united world under god when the children cry let them know we tried when the children fight let them know it ain't right when the children pray let them know the way cause when the children sing then the new world begins |
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got my Johnsone on my tummy it helps , drinking all the kids childrens asprin.....rolling a joint......GOD !! IT HORRIBLE!!its like labour........
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