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Get a dog....
Blame it.... Winner winner, chicken dinner |
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wear this everytime you're with her then 
This is a Disposable Underpad that will apparently mask the scent of your farts. And it is to be worn inside of your underwear! http://www.likecool.com/Would_You_Wear_a_Deodorized_Fart_Pad--Other--Gear.html Well there was no smell only sound..I ate bad chinese not garbage...  
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I've heard that in some cultures burping after a meal is considered a compliment, so maybe farting after sex can be considered one too......lol 
It's just a fart dude, in a relationship if that's the only thing you are worried about you should be happy, there are far worse things that could happen. 
That sounds like a new tradition..burp fart combo was a hit let see how sex fart combo works.. 
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Get a dog.... Blame it.... Winner winner, chicken dinner Now that's a great idea...will use it next time..  
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that should help minimize the sound lol |
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Note to self.. .. No Mexican food and drinks on a first date . 
Be wise try to avoid chinese too..lot of bad chinese nowadays
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Sure why not deprive the deaf .
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that should help minimize the sound lol I have never tried..but sure let me ask my friend to try it...no1phd what say you...
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Could you just imagine the looks other people would give to that! !
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Sure why not deprive the deaf . I thought the smell part takes care of them...nature never leaves anyone |
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Hope you don't hold it in forever when you're with her OP. hehe |
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Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life. It felt embarrassing but she didn't say anything so I am feeling better. Now I am searching a way to make her fart just to make it even... 
Don't keep track of who's up on who in this category, just not worth it... Just let it be a part of the past and know if they are the one, it will happen in the future and if it's at a funny time, learn to laugh about it! (but don't do the war zone, just not cool unless you are showing a son how to be gross... )
Otherwise you are way too serious about life... Yeah but...may be you are right..she didn't make fun of me anyway She should never make fun of you, but the situation can be funny and have a chuckle so hopefully she will laugh WITH you. |
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Ok Jimmy, Imma help you even up the fart score with her
You're losing one nothing right now so follow these steps Invite her over for dinner and serve corn on the cob as entrée Cabbage Rolls and bok choy with deviled eggs & pickles Beer to wash it down and it won't matter what you serve for dessert, you should be pretty even after that. Good luck! |
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Hope you don't hold it in forever when you're with her OP. hehe Well I ran outside in such situations to relief myself but now thinking of taking a lousy dog....who let the dogs out...that dog
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Ya well as long as it doesn't sound like a war zone and the explosions are freely going off every few seconds... you should be fine. It's part of life. It felt embarrassing but she didn't say anything so I am feeling better. Now I am searching a way to make her fart just to make it even...
Don't keep track of who's up on who in this category, just not worth it... Just let it be a part of the past and know if they are the one, it will happen in the future and if it's at a funny time, learn to laugh about it! (but don't do the war zone, just not cool unless you are showing a son how to be gross... )
Otherwise you are way too serious about life... Yeah but...may be you are right..she didn't make fun of me anyway She should never make fun of you, but the situation can be funny and have a chuckle so hopefully she will laugh WITH you. So I should talk to her about the incident, that's what you mean right.. |
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We have been in relationship for 6 months now and it is expected to always show a good side of yours in the early part of a relationship. Till now when ever I felt to cut loose, I use to go outside similarly she runs the tap water when she pees like this there are many other things which are the ugly side of a relationship which we avoid to show each other. I guess it must be the bad Chinese I ate, while having fun in night I couldn't control and farted after finishing. I apologised and we slept, morning we kissed and I drove back to my house. There was no discussion about it. Now I am not sure what to say and feel a bit embarrassed when ever we talk. Has anyone faced this kind of situation and how did you balanced the equation? You see, this is one of the big differences between men and woman. Woman go to lengths to try to hide the " deed".. running into another room.. turning water on.. making some sort of louder diversion Men.. well, we take pride in " letting it rip"... at times I clearly remember competitions.. and yes, pride in winning.. " taking home the gold" In my opinion, It should be a Olympic event I agree with you about olympic event and after the study that "fart is good for health" it makes more sense but still as I mentioned before she is different and special. In front of her it doesn't look like a gentleman to fart or abuse Well, then this will really throw you for a loop. As kids, us boys would put a Bic lighter to them. Boys will be boys :) Nice bro...we never tried that one...new experiences to count on
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Edited by
Jimmy_roy
on
Tue 08/23/16 05:22 PM
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Ok Jimmy, Imma help you even up the fart score with her You're losing one nothing right now so follow these steps Invite her over for dinner and serve corn on the cob as entrée Cabbage Rolls and bok choy with deviled eggs & pickles Beer to wash it down and it won't matter what you serve for dessert, you should be pretty even after that. Good luck! Thanks my friend, I was thinking of pills but natural stuff is more powerful. Lot of friends here are advising me against it so still thinking. Anyway you hit the nail in the right spot bro..kudos
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Ok Jimmy, Imma help you even up the fart score with her You're losing one nothing right now so follow these steps Invite her over for dinner and serve corn on the cob as entrée Cabbage Rolls and bok choy with deviled eggs & pickles Beer to wash it down and it won't matter what you serve for dessert, you should be pretty even after that. Good luck! Thanks my friend, I was thinking of pills but natural stuff is more powerful but lot of friends here are advising me against it so still thinking. Anyway you hit the nail in the right spot bro..kudos White Castle and milk....she'll be good to go all night long...you may need an exorcist the next morning.
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Ok Jimmy, Imma help you even up the fart score with her You're losing one nothing right now so follow these steps Invite her over for dinner and serve corn on the cob as entrée Cabbage Rolls and bok choy with deviled eggs & pickles Beer to wash it down and it won't matter what you serve for dessert, you should be pretty even after that. Good luck! Thanks my friend, I was thinking of pills but natural stuff is more powerful. Lot of friends here are advising me against it so still thinking. Anyway you hit the nail in the right spot bro..kudos
Oh Ok... If you really want to go raunchy Take her to McDonalds, you're welcome bud |
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Ok Jimmy, Imma help you even up the fart score with her You're losing one nothing right now so follow these steps Invite her over for dinner and serve corn on the cob as entrée Cabbage Rolls and bok choy with deviled eggs & pickles Beer to wash it down and it won't matter what you serve for dessert, you should be pretty even after that. Good luck! Thanks my friend, I was thinking of pills but natural stuff is more powerful but lot of friends here are advising me against it so still thinking. Anyway you hit the nail in the right spot bro..kudos
White Castle and milk....she'll be good to go all night long...you may need an exorcist the next morning.
That's pure evil  ...she is my gf bro...I can't be awake all night ..come on bring out a quick and shorter solution
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