Here are a few of mine, feel free to give your opinions or add your own........

Discussing previous wife/husbands faults

Ex Bashing

Texting at table regardless where.

Binge drinking

Discussing sex.

suggesting visiting a porn shop

Discussing religion or politics.

Expecting a home run in the first few minutes

Checking condom for leaks...

All of thee above.

Talking on the phone

Talking about themselves for the entire date

Being either too serious while conversing, or too light -hearted by trying to make a joke out of everything

Talking about his ex.

Don't whack off under the table.

If you tell your date about astronomy, then be careful with your words. If you start by saying, "I'm fond of Uranus", then that may be the end of your date.

all spot on!

So be sure to use the British pronunciation.

All of the above plus...don't flirt with the waitress, don't turn your head when a nice looking woman walks by, don't interrupt your date every time they try to get a word in edge wise...breathe, sometimes a little silence goes a long way and truly is golden. Also don't brag about all of the luxury items you own unless you are looking for a gold digger to date...and then ask someone else because I am not interested in all of the materialistic things you own, I want to know you. Also, be polite and don't criticize your dates opinion. It's okay for them to have one and you don't have to share it, just respect it. And most important, if you were polite enough to pick up the tab, don't make your date feel like she "owes" you something. Not only is it immature and sexist, it is also a deal breaker in my book.

The only way I can get through a first date without a wandering eye...
is if I wear that lampshade my vet put around my dogs head when he broke his leg.

hi

That would be a problem. What do you say....excuse me while I blow this up?

We think alike

That and texting are a nono

Be as good of a listener as a talker

That would be a bit of a problem with the wine stewart at your shoulder asking you if it is okay to pour

thank you

passing gas and or passing gas and blaming it on them

burping like a cow

chewing with your mouth open

checking there hair for bugs

pealing the chewing gum from under the table and popping it in your mouth

throwing things and food at people

passing out on the table

if you had a long hot day and you been perspiring like mad , take a shower and change cloths before you go , not after and ask if they would like to join

<shrug>

oh the list goes on and on



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