A salesman was traveling through northern Ontario,
selling insect repellent. He came to a farmhouse and
tried his pitch on the farmer. 'Sir, my bug spray is so
good you will never be bitten again. I guarantee it.’

The farmer was dubious. 'Young man, I'll make you
a proposition. I'll tie you out in my cornfield buck
naked, covered with that bug spray. If there is not a
single bite on you come morning, I'll buy a whole case
from you, and get everyone in the county to buy a case.
We will make you rich.’

The salesman was delighted. They went to the field
and he stripped. The farmer sprayed him thoroughly
with the bug spray and tied him to a stake.

Back to the house went the farmer. The next morning,
the farmer and his family trooped out to the cornfield.
Sure enough, the salesman was there, hanging in his
bonds, not a single bite on him. Yet he was a total
wreck! Pale, ghastly, haggard, and drawn, but not one
bite on him! The farmer was perplexed. '

"Son" , he said, "now, you don't have a bite on you but
you look like hell. What the devil happened?"

The salesman looked up through bloodshot eyes and
croaked:
"Doesn't that calf have a mother?"

Have a nice day.

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Too Funny

very good

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