The female always makes the rules.

The rules are subject to change at any time without prior notification.

No male can possibly know all the rules.

If the female suspects the male knows all the rules, she must immediately change some or all the rules.

The female is never wrong.

If the female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding which was a direct result of something the male did or said wrong.

If Rule 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.

The female can change her mind at any given point in time for any reason.

The male must never change his mind without express written consent from the female.

The female has every right to be angry or upset at any time.

The male must remain calm at all times, unless the female wants him to be angry or upset.

The female must not, under any circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.

Any attempt by the male to document these rules could result in severe bodily harm.

If the female has PMS, all rules are null and void

This is old news.

anything new in ur mind Captain ?????

while these are cute and amusing at times... especially since i know so many crazy women that act that way... sometimes it makes me sad that this is the way women are thought of (crabby, controlling, and all around crazy)

the really sad thing is, the crazy bee-otches that act like that are the ones that always seem to land the really great guys and then treat them like crap.
:(

I too have seen this before but it is always amusing. I wonder am I that way every time I read it.

so let us in on the secret ...willa....
so that men can stand tall and say ....
"hey we also make some rules sometimes"
lol

maxhart , you r way to funny
luv your style
you go hart

thanx misty ...u are the best
did anyone tell u that before ....
well i did
M

Deyanna23 wrote:
" while these are cute and amusing at times... especially since i know so many crazy women that act that way... sometimes it makes me sad that this is the way women are thought of (crabby, controlling, and all around crazy)

the really sad thing is, the crazy bee-otches that act like that are the ones that always seem to land the really great guys and then treat them like crap.
:( "

i think... wait... yeah... i think i just fell in love with you.

*blush*
hehe