> >
> > I have 4 dogs & I was buying a large bag of Purina at Wal-Mart and was in
> > line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog. On impulse, I told
> > her that no, I was starting The Purina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't
> > because I'd ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds
> > before I awakened in an intensive care ward with tubes coming out of most of my
> > orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet
> > and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets
> > and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is
> > nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again.
> > I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now
> > enthralled with my story, particularly a guy who was behind her.
> > Horrified, she asked if I'd ended up in the hospital in that condition because I
> > had been poisoned. I told her no; it was because I'd been sitting in the street
> > licking my ass and a car hit me.
> >
> > I thought one guy was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard as he
> > staggered out the door.
> >
> > Stupid lady...why else would I buy dog food??

lol

That was one of those "Here's your sign" moments.

LMAO!!!

That was funny!