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Oh man. I'm glad you told me to check my email. They're lining up in there. Geez, all model quality, too. If I can't handle em all, I'll refer em over to you, Sincere.
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My mail is empty except for the letters I write to myself to make me feel special.
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Hmm, did you notice that all of the girls left us? I guess we had better make new plans at the next secret meeting.
Oh damn it, it's not a secret anymore. I'm stupid >kicks ground< |
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I'm trying to write to you all, but being a model is tiresome....I have to get my nails done every few minutes...and learning how to chew bubble gum and type at the same time is turning out to be very hard!
so...relax..I'll get to you...eventually... 
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Didn't you read the training DVD?
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Don't forget to giggle alot too though.
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oh...uh...I tried listening to the book....but I couldn't find the mic.
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LOL
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OH YEA THE WOMEN SHOW UP AND THE MEN RUN AND HIDE...GO FIGURE
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I never get the dvds cause I'm not a senior member of the secret mens club yet. I still have to push a little old lady in front of a bus before my status is upgraded.
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DUDE you gotta get more badges
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BBF -- I have personally posted on this same subject over 2370 times. It doesn't help. Not even if the posts are funny. Oh, sure, the people who already like you will write and mention it, but they were already writing to you anyway, so it does nothing to increase new contacts. I just keep doing it because it helps me ignore all the Oxi-Clean commercials on TV.
The rude ones are always going to be rude, at least until some doctor comes up with a rudectomy.... |
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Don't even THINK of pushing me!
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no no the rule book says that the old lady has to be 70 and above and she MUST be very weak. They don't want us getting beat up by some strong old lady cause that would make us look bad.
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She also must have a walker with tennis balls
BTW, you're not an old lady Qwitcher |
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BUT HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN TO THE OTHER MEMBERS WHY THERE IS A CANE STICKING OUT OF YOUR A$$....NOT ALL OLD LADIES ARE WEAK
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Whoa that's a totally different subject.
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Hey I never said it wasn't dangerous
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that would be a drut blocker!!
in the outie and around the rim
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