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We have all used them or had them used on us, so lets hear the worst and best. 1. I seem to have lost my phone # can I have yours? 2. You are so hot your going to melt the elastic in my underwear. |
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the first one is better.
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the first one is better. |
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Nice legs...
What time do they open? |
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Nice legs... What time do they open? That would get you something....I am not sure what? |
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HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? She How would you like a bust in the mouth? lame
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HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? She How would you like a bust in the mouth? lame may be lame, but have actually seen it used, and yes he was busted in the mouth |
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Does this smell like chloroform.
What has 100 teeth and is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My fly |
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Edited by
sybariticguy
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Sat 04/16/16 04:29 PM
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Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help...
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Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help... I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying. |
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Does this smell like chloroform. What has 100 teeth and is holding back the Incredible Hulk? My fly If you say its true it must be |
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Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help... I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying. |
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Did it hurt falling down here from heaven?
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HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? This was actually used on me once by a kid about 25.. I looked in right dead in the eye and said only if you want to die... I honestly have never been good at pick up lines nor do I remember most that I hear... |
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Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help... I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying. I agree with you but really lack of skills and desperation they are cheesy pick up lines it's a joke people who say them are just doing it for a laugh |
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Actually, pick up lines are immature and quite ineffective A preferred method is to be honest, direct and simply find a common issue to use for the introduction as sincerity tends to be effective when done honestly. There is not a guarantee that anything 0ne says will work what matters is that one does it well and often the results will work but its a process that requires much confidence and continued effort to prevail If you are naïve and believe its simple you will learn quickly that its a cultivated social skill that once mastered is effective.I had a gentleman watch me meet people in a social setting and afterword offered me 1500 to teach him how to find the confidence, social skills and needed responses and was glad to help... I fully agree with you but you cannot deny that some still use them, most times to no avail, but they keep trying. What is that saying? Ignorance is bliss? |
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Did it hurt falling down here from heaven? I like it |
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HE if I told you that you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? This was actually used on me once by a kid about 25.. I looked in right dead in the eye and said only if you want to die... I honestly have never been good at pick up lines nor do I remember most that I hear... I think we all tend to forget them until something or someone brings them up. |
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A guy should never be named "Sue" as Johnny Cash said. A female named Candy ahhh * Eye candy,,,arm candy,,,eating Candy |
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