Topic: Dear Diary ,..the revised edition | |
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<-------vomits pumpkin seeds on taters!!!
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oh now that's gross
*sticks bum out and farts on Gypsy |
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Dear Diary, at least I am mental and help is on the way, holy dooley that one's a corker!!!!
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No One is corkin my bum |
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Dear diary......thank **** for mental patients!!!
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No Katers, the pic chic with the 'tude on how to have pretty men all in a row...
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oh ok..thought you wanted to cork my bum for farting on Gypsy
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Well if you keep eating cabbage I might.....
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*thinks to myself...should i save up for Sage's Gathering next year?"
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Maybe you could test it out at work, and develop a secret concoction of onions beans and cabbage and throw in a few beers to boot.
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while i'm working with hazardous parts? That might be kinda explosive
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Dear Diary,
I hate it that these young kids think 40's are old !! I don't feel old!! |
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uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh who is old????
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Dear Diary
Please tell the animals my back is not their scratching post, thank you. |
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has anyone ever noticed ....the women are waaaaaaaaaaay more interesting and funny and witty and charming and intelligent and talented and and and ....
than the men? |
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DEAR DIARY
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED THAT NYQUIL IS THE STUFFY,SNEEZY, WHY-THE-HELL-IS-THE-ROOM-SPINNING MEDICINE |
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Alex, you know I like you but you have stop with the innurendo.
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