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Edited by
TMommy
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Sun 03/27/16 07:07 AM
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Here is your chance
list a few of your wonderful attributes and show off your best qualities in order to convince others you are worth it ready....go! what do you mean I have to lead by example and list a few of my own sheesh picky picky ummmmm....I am often short tempered 
highly impatient 
and often times sarcastic 
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Take a look for yourself Ladies, what's not to love about me
My biggest asset, by far, is my modesty 
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Ladies, you should message me because I'm a fit, tall, dark, and handsome rich man who loves to take puppies for long walks barefoot in the rain on the beach as I sip wine and nibble on chocolate while challenging you all the way to the zipline that takes us to the country music dance club.
No? Dammit. FINE, then, you should message me because I am NOT all of that and a bag of chips. 
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Ladies, you should message me because I'm a fit, tall, dark, and handsome rich man who loves to take puppies for long walks barefoot in the rain on the beach as I sip wine and nibble on chocolate while challenging you all the way to the zipline that takes us to the country music dance club. No? Dammit. FINE, then, you should message me because I am NOT all of that and a bag of chips.
I was sold when I read, fit, tall, dark and handsome ... then it went downhill from there real fast 
Rich is a nice extra, but walking puppies? Don't tickle my fancy, nor walks in the rain on the beach, I don't really like wine or country music. Dangit ... so close and yet so far!! 
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PS Message me if you change your mind and are willing to dump the puppies, walks in the rain, wine and country music!
 
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Edited by
TMommy
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Sun 03/27/16 08:27 AM
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hold up...
raised on country music by mama and daddy grew up in the 80's with big hair and black boots I am a combo of both lived in city and the country I am a redneck woman who can drive a truck or a stick got a built in bullsheet detector how am I doing?
oh and mama used to say I should have been born with a warning label |
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 You should call me as I am fit as a fiddle and love to dittle (is that a word?) 
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Probably my annoyingly ability to involve multiple answers to fundamental basics
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Edited by
SparklingCrystal 💖💎
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Sun 03/27/16 08:42 AM
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hold up... raised on country music by mama and daddy grew up in the 80's with big hair and black boots I am a combo of both lived in city and the country I am a redneck woman who can drive a truck or a stick got a built in bullsheet detector how am I doing?
oh and mama used to say I should have been born with a warning label Think I could say I was raised on the Dutch variety of your country music Poor me!
I drive stick (I think some 98 - 99% of drivers here do. Automatic transmission is exception here, not rule). But I'm still not a redneck 
Maybe the difference is in driving a truck?
Oh, and the 80s, wasn't it grand! I loved the clothes, hairstyle, music etc. Still do to be honest ... Although I must admit that in retrospect male haircuts were somewhat puffy, lol. . . . |
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Because I'm an old soul, I have lived a interesting life I have a thousand life experiences that all have valuable life lessons.. I attended many years of counseling (legally on paper I am sane) 25 years of sobriety.. I am easy on the eyes but modest.. I have a great sense of humor.. I can find the positive in most situations.. Also
I tend to get messages from the Mods notifying me... how I went beyond the parameters of PG rated threads on an adult site... |
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Edited by
TMommy
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Sun 03/27/16 08:52 AM
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man the 80's big hair, big earrings, big black trench coat and black boots with an AC/DC t-shirt and a chain link belt
Crystal ya know you are my soul sista 
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hold up... raised on country music by mama and daddy grew up in the 80's with big hair and black boots I am a combo of both lived in city and the country I am a redneck woman who can drive a truck or a stick got a built in bullsheet detector how am I doing?
oh and mama used to say I should have been born with a warning label Think I could say I was raised on the Dutch variety of your country music Poor me!
I drive stick (I think some 98 - 99% of drivers here do. Automatic transmission is exception here, not rule). But I'm still not a redneck
Maybe the difference is in driving a truck?
Oh, and the 80s, wasn't it grand! I loved the clothes, hairstyle, music etc. Still do to be honest ... Although I must admit that in retrospect male haircuts were somewhat puffy, lol. . . . 
Your both still here 
Where's the checkouts I'm done shopping 
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I want my Mtv
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Ladies, you SHOULD message me simply because i'm bloody nice chap
and you're always complaining that you can never find nice guys etc oh and i'm also extremely rich, handsome and pack a mean 6-pack an i can do 64,000 press ups  ok, maybe slightly distorting the truth, but i'm a good bloke and i tell jokes
So crack on 
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Ladies, and emphasis on the word, message me if you kinda know me from the forums....the rest can take their chances...
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Hey I'm new here so can someone can a girl private message Me and we can talk would be thankful :)
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Hey I'm new here so can someone can a girl private message Me and we can talk would be thankful :)
Post on the New members forum, you can take it from there... |
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Here is your chance list a few of your wonderful attributes and show off your best qualities in order to convince others you are worth it ready....go! what do you mean I have to lead by example and list a few of my own sheesh picky picky ummmmm....I am often short tempered
highly impatient
and often times sarcastic
I have been told I do not play well with others...... I was born with low IQ but still managed to get on this adult dating site. I only drool sometimes at night. I will drive slower when people tailgate to piss them off more. How do you like me so far?
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Ladies, you should message me because I'm a fit, tall, dark, and handsome rich man who loves to take puppies for long walks barefoot in the rain on the beach as I sip wine and nibble on chocolate while challenging you all the way to the zipline that takes us to the country music dance club. No? Dammit. FINE, then, you should message me because I am NOT all of that and a bag of chips.
ya know ...going for a ride on a motorcycle is on my bucket list however this image in my head involves climbing on behind a man who knows how to handle that machine and who will take away my fear and show me the thrill of the ride mmmmmmm..this loses half it's appeal if I gotta climb in the sidecar and hold his doggie on my lap  
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Umm umm.. can't think of one good reason... it's not enough to be a pretty face...
It's not enough to be intellectual.. It's not enough to be kind caring and considerate... It's not enough to be giving and passionate... .. okay !!I have a Camaro... that's one good reason.... and yes it is a Hot Wheel... but it's paid off.. that's right free and clear .. zoom zoom..lol |
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