| Topic: WHY? | |
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      Why does the sun shine?
 Why does an Irishman dance? | |
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      Why do I keep getting fired?
 What`s so important about pants? | |
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      Why can`t I claim the IRS as a Dependant?
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      Why does love hurt?
 Especially in jail? | |
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      Why does hot water shrink clothes,
 and cold water shrinks me? | |
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      Why are hookers never on sale?
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      Why can`t a man show a woman
 how to breast feed properly? | |
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      LMAO      No CLue | |
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      Why do people pick their nose in their cars? 
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      Why can`t a man be naked
 in the privacy of his own back yard on the trampoline? | |
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      Why doesn`t my wife understand me?
 Maybe it`s because she`s holding a pillow over my face. | |
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      Why was my graduation so embarrassing?
 So I misunderstood the word, matriculate. | |
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      Why does a confession booth
 look so much like a peep show booth? | |
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      f a tree falls on a philosopher,
 does he make a sound? | |
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      Why can`t we just love our neighbors?
 Why must their husbands freak out? | |
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      Why don`t I trust my therapist?
 Why does he sell Amway on the side? | |
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| Why don`t relationships last? I thought fifty dollars was for the whole night. | |
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      why do pigeons crap on my car
 when there are 300 others in the parking lot? | |
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      Why are there no girls called Clitoris?
 When there are loads of guys called ****? | |
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