For me it's Guernsey in a heartbeat,close second NZ

On some deserted island away from the rest of horrible Humanity

New Zealand

Hardly any animals eat you here.

Just the people

My own planet.
That I paid to discover, paid to make it capable of sustaining my life, and paid to get there on a ship made from nachos.

Or Heaven.
I would pay to have it created if it doesn't exist.
Or I would pay to find a way to get in.
"But you can't buy your way into heaven!" I can hear someone say.
Sure you can, if "money no object," as it pretty much means there is nothing you can't afford.
So...if I can't buy my way into heaven, then money is an object, but you made it a condition that money is no object.

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

Same general area, same house...but on a big 'ol chunk of land.

In a village with lots of animals, trees, flowers, mountains, rivers, hills and so on. And off course with my lovely princess who has Been shown up yet. ;)

I don't care so long as it meets the following requirements...

1. It's safe and I won't be killed by any rogue nations, terrorists or incurable diseases,

2. It has AT LEAST one beautiful woman of quality for me to make a family with, and...

3. There is a job for me to work and make a reasonable income in order to survive.

If there is a place like that in this vast universe, THAT'S where I would move to if money wasn't an object.

A nice little island where I could open an animal sanctuary where all my animals there would be happy and free x

In a small farming community in Japan.

Except for sheep and flies ...
If you don't want to risk getting eaten, not even by mosquitoes, Western Europe is the place to be.

Not certain ... I'd want to travel around the world first in order to find out.
Australia would definitely be appealing. I so loved the country and the people!
It would be a western country for sure, no doubt about that.
Australia or the UK, a nice cottage in Somerset, close to Glastonbury. Decisions decisions ...